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Alexis Rhiannon
@mindtheclam
performer @ucbtla || previously @ucbtny || freelance writer @Allure_magazine @businessinsider @Bustle @Salon + more || checker of menus before brunch || she/her
Los Angeles, CA
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Joined March 2010
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    Alexis Rhiannon
    @mindtheclam
    Oct 9, 2024
    I have no doubt the YouTube commenters will be appreciative, calm, and measured; can’t wait to receive their correspondence.
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    Smartypants
    @SmartypantsDO
    Oct 9, 2024
    Want to know how to email like a white lady? Here's the full Smartypants presentation from @mindtheclam: youtube.com/watch?v=Uwaj8i…
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    Alexis Rhiannon
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    Mar 20, 2023
    Tao came home from this so wired that I almost made him sleep in the other room.
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    Game Changer 👐
    @GameChangerSam
    Mar 20, 2023
    Get ready for the trailer for Battle Royale: ⚔️Old Guard vs. New Blood🩸 The 4-episode event series premieres April 3rd on @dropout
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    Alexis Rhiannon
    @mindtheclam
    Feb 3, 2023
    My ACAB king.
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    Dirty Laundry 🍸🧦
    @DirtyLaundryDO
    Feb 3, 2023
    👏👏👏 Way to go, @tyang209 🧑‍💻#DirtyLaundry
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    Alexis Rhiannon
    @mindtheclam
    Sep 10, 2024
    Something we aren’t talking about is how this is cute.
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    Smartypants
    @SmartypantsDO
    Sep 8, 2024
    On a charcuterie board: 🍯 = D-tier
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    Alexis Rhiannon
    @mindtheclam
    Jun 22, 2021
    I can tell I've been neglecting my appearance because last week when I did my hair, our couples therapist thought my boyfriend had BROUGHT ANOTHER WOMAN TO OUR SESSION and told me so aloud.
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    Alexis Rhiannon
    @mindtheclam
    Oct 9, 2024
    Okay but THIS IS WHY WE DO IT. #whiteladyemails
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    Alexis Rhiannon
    @mindtheclam
    Nov 14, 2024
    Replying to @samreich
    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW YOU MANIAC
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    Alexis Rhiannon
    @mindtheclam
    Mar 18, 2020
    when i was a bartender at @ucbtny, there was a six-month stretch in 2018 when we didn't have our liquor license yet, and all the bartenders were struggling with thousands of dollars in lost income. we repeatedly asked for help from higher-ups, but nothing happened.
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    Alexis Rhiannon
    @mindtheclam
    Oct 9, 2024
    Replying to @mindtheclam
    Update: I’ve already read the phrase “built like a Pixar character” multiple times, you’re doing me proud out there bbs
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    Alexis Rhiannon
    @mindtheclam
    Jan 7, 2018
    I'm sorry, I can't Google that right now -- I'm watching The Crown and all of human history is a potential spoiler.
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    Alexis Rhiannon
    @mindtheclam
    Jan 14, 2020
    Just overheard the most adorable little kid walking out of a casting office ask his mom, “What was that audition for?” and she fired back, ice cold, “It doesn’t matter, Devin, you didn’t get it.” 😵😵😵
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    Alexis Rhiannon
    @mindtheclam
    Nov 4, 2018
    Replying to @devin_
    WHAT TIME WAS THIS SHOT
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    Alexis Rhiannon
    @mindtheclam
    Dec 19, 2019
    The hottest guy I’ve ever hooked up with took me door to door to bodegas like fucking Mary and Joseph asking for — AND I QUOTE — “small dick condoms”. We didn’t find any and my vagina promptly gobbled the regular one off his dick, so I took Plan B but got pregnant anyway. 🙃🙃🙃
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    Alexis Rhiannon
    @mindtheclam
    Sep 3, 2017
    me, to dudes I'm starting to date 2007: "just fyi i'm a little emotional lol hope that's okay." 2017: "hi, i'm a witch."