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@misandrism
Haven't had a gay thought since 2017, it's fully resolved.
- actually the saddest thing is that mac has largely been reduced to this relationship because you nerds clawed your way out of the lockers you were rightfully shoved into and refuse to shut the fuck up about your weird angsty fanfiction shitwanna know what’s the saddest thing about mac and ariana? mac left the world with the thought that ariana was getting married..
- sorry, i just found out this is Yosemite National Park. i thought it was from Halo
- My kid heard someone at Preschool say “mommy and daddy” and had a panic attack thinking they said “Mamdani.” The kids are tiiiiiiiired.
- why obama look like Yami Yugi returning to the spirit world after his final duel
- To save money on haircuts i go for the Baby Special it’s 10 bucks and they remove all my hair except for 1 strand left upright in a perfect spiral
- Just remembered that random ass moment in American history when every few weeks Kim Kardashian would go to the white house and be like I go to law school now…can you free this guy from prison? And Trump would be like sure…I guess
- Waking up not hungover is a beautiful thing. Wish it could be like this every day. Too bad it’s all just luck of the draw
- buddhists fuckin snapped when they correctly identified desire as the source of all suffering
