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Michele
@mlo_crmb
Ruled by a Boykin, Gen Xer that just wanted to be left alone, admirer of snark. 🇺🇸🫡🇺🇸
Joined April 2023
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    Michele
    @mlo_crmb
    Jun 12
    Meet Jeff🐾Alfred, my codependent little freak of a dog that is currently crying on my bed because he is lonely— but also exceptionally comfortable, so he’s doing his best to guilt trip me into coming in there and working on the bed, you know, so he isn’t lonely while he sleeps
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    Michele
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    Jan 2, 2025
    Replying to @netflix
    I respect their desire for privacy so won’t watch.
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    Michele
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    Dec 6, 2024
    Replying to @AnthonyG0528
    It means New York is the most evil place on earth and those jurors better never need help on the subway because karma is a bitch.
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    Michele
    @mlo_crmb
    Dec 15, 2024
    Replying to @butleriano
    Veterans can salute in plain clothes. As the former and next commander in chief, he is “allowed” to salute. It is a sign of respect. It isn’t lost on anyone that a Biden supporter wouldn’t understand this given he didn’t respect the military enough to even go to the game and
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    Michele
    @mlo_crmb
    Nov 27, 2024
    Replying to @MeghanMcCain
    The left got exactly what they deserved for lying to the American people about Biden’s mental decline and then gifting the nomination to a woman with an obvious drinking problem. It cost them the presidency and $1.5 billion on Harris’ celebrity endorsements.
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    Michele
    @mlo_crmb
    Nov 17, 2024
    Replying to @SecBlinken
    So we’re $35 trillion in debt and y’all just thought, what the hell, let’s go for $40 trillion? Pack.
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    Michele
    @mlo_crmb
    Mar 8, 2025
    Replying to @DefiantLs
    Nobody. Ever. Cooks. With. A. Sweater. Over. Their. Shoulders. With. The. Arms. Hanging. Down. In. The. Food. A glamorous-looking former royal dripping in jewels while cooking in white clothing is beyond ridiculous. Nothing but a vanity project. 🙄
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    Michele
    @mlo_crmb
    Nov 18, 2024
    Replying to @DerrickEvans4WV and @realdogenews
    Yes. Aren’t taxes one of the many reasons our founding fathers drafted the constitution?
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    Michele
    @mlo_crmb
    Aug 10, 2024
    Replying to @DefiyantlyFree
    You realize we don’t care, right? It just proves that the crowd sizes Trump gets has always bothered you. We are literally proving the hypocrisy of the left with every single post like this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    Michele
    @mlo_crmb
    Dec 15, 2024
    Replying to @AesPolitics1
    Drinking while playing a game with young children. You forgot that part.
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    Michele
    @mlo_crmb
    Mar 28, 2025
    Replying to @BGatesIsaPyscho
    It amazes me how people will immediately film instead of getting away from the edge of a building with glass pool during an earthquake. This generation’s fight-or-flight instinct has been replaced with stop-and-film.
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    Michele
    @mlo_crmb
    Nov 22, 2024
    Replying to @toxiccowboy1
    Calm them down with a lovely charcuterie board.
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    Michele
    @mlo_crmb
    Nov 10, 2024
    Replying to @JayVTheGreat
    Explain how the democrat senator received more votes than Harris…
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    Michele
    @mlo_crmb
    Nov 11, 2024
    Replying to @iAnonPatriot
    As a resident of South Carolina who is sick of all y’all that came down here with your liberal lunacy, I vote go back to your home state. Anyone second that motion?
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