When the Hibachi chef asks if you can catch a shrimp in your mouth
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- The way he fell after getting shot gave me the ick
- I use this guy “😲” instead of these guys “😯 😧 😮” because I find his teeth endearing and whimsical
- I’m gonna start referring to unemployment as free agencyREPORT: NBA insider Shams Charania will enter free agency in the next 1-2 months. Amazon and NBC could have interest, per @sportsrapport 👀
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- “rat bastard” is such a top notch insult
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