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The Mountain Goats
@mountain_goats
reapplying to the University of New Hampshire's PhD program in Rhetoric, Literacy, and Composition Studies
North Carolina
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Joined August 2009
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    The Mountain Goats
    @mountain_goats
    Feb 28, 2020
    I want to play Magic: the Gathering
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    The Mountain Goats
    @mountain_goats
    Jan 13, 2022
    officer, I need to report a murder
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    The Mountain Goats
    @mountain_goats
    Mar 29, 2022
    Cawthorn's claim is, verbatim, that he "watched [an unnamed person] do a key bump right in front of [him]" this shouldn't require pointing out, and people should live how they like, but: people who don't do key bumps are very, very seldom people who know the term "key bump"
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    The Mountain Goats
    @mountain_goats
    Jan 23, 2022
    the egg bagel has been released from quarantine
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    The Mountain Goats
    @mountain_goats
    Dec 29, 2018
    this is a good line imo
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    Steve Hoffman
    @SteveHoffmanTV
    Dec 27, 2018
    "Snowflake is a word used by sociopaths in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy." - John Cleese
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    The Mountain Goats
    @mountain_goats
    Mar 16, 2017
    lotta real bad takes out there today but "Hawaii doesn't know anything about being attacked" has gotta be among the worst, congrats Phil
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    Philip Schuyler
    @FiveRights
    Mar 16, 2017
    Hawaii, what do you know? You were 5,000 miles from 9/11. You run your little world and let the grownups run the mainland.
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    The Mountain Goats
    @mountain_goats
    Dec 4, 2021
    drugged by an informant and murdered in his sleep at the age of 21 by the Chicago police while his wife, nine months' pregnant, was detained in the adjacent room. The police claimed they had been attacked; this was false, as has been proven.
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    Haymarket Books
    @haymarketbooks
    Dec 4, 2021
    Replying to @haymarketbooks
    “School is not important. Work is not important. Nothing is more important than stopping fascism, because fascism will stop us all.” —Fred Hampton
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    Haymarket Books
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    The Mountain Goats
    @mountain_goats
    Sep 2, 2019
    “Rotato the potato” has singlehandedly rescued my morning
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    Sassy Sega Pencil
    @Donttreadonpee
    Oct 8, 2017
    Rotato the potato
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    The Mountain Goats
    @mountain_goats
    Nov 26, 2022
    there has never been a performance art bit as total as dril's interview with the washington post
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    The Mountain Goats
    @mountain_goats
    Oct 24, 2021
    Lorne M please be advised that the Mountain Goats are in NY right now and are well loved by the TikTok Dancing Massive. Get well soon Ed & holler at me Lorne
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    Page Six
    New York Post
    @PageSix
    Oct 24, 2021
    'SNL' producers 'scrambling' to replace Ed Sheeran amid COVID-19 diagnosis trib.al/Y0v2bcn
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    The Mountain Goats
    @mountain_goats
    Aug 12, 2017
    remove all Confederate symbols from every piece of public land in the country. the Confederacy is & was white supremacist trash
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    The Mountain Goats
    @mountain_goats
    Nov 2, 2021
    he fears our power
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    The A.V. Club
    @TheAVClub
    Nov 2, 2021
    Ed Sheeran shatters The Mountain Goats' hopes of playing SNL dlvr.it/SBly5D
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    The Mountain Goats
    @mountain_goats
    Jan 1, 2022
    so I was washing potatoes last night when I got excited
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    The Mountain Goats
    @mountain_goats
    Jan 1, 2021
    I'll tell you a story about new years

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