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Mwasi Cynthia
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Mwasi Cynthia
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    Mwasi Cynthia
    @mwasi0
    Apr 22, 2024
    Men at our workplace today had a very funny discussion😂. Walikuwa wanasema that you will notice that even though beer is sold at almost half price in the barracks, members of the displined force don't have pot bellies(Many of them if not all). But,
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    Mwasi Cynthia
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    Jun 20, 2024
    Jamboo @KhalifKairo For example Mtu akiweza leta farasi leo unaweza fanya exchange umpee Toyota Auris??😭😂
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    Mwasi Cynthia
    @mwasi0
    Jun 19, 2024
    Na tumzee twa 1995, you are not Gen Z please😂
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    Mwasi Cynthia
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    Dec 12, 2024
    Kuna siku niliangalia texts za mtu wangu nikapata kuna msichana amem'promise 3some. How do you even defend your title against such top-tier promises? How? Where will I even get participants? Mchukueni tu. Mi sina nguvu 😅
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    Mwasi Cynthia
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    Jun 20, 2024
    Kuna mtu ameiba Farasi ya polisi😭😂😂😂😂
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    Mwasi Cynthia
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    Dec 13, 2024
    The thirties hukuwa an active crime scene. And I know that you girls know what I mean. Mbona anyone hakutuambia loud that in your thirties, as a woman, you will need that nice gentleman in your life to kagua gwaride at the Kamariny wet stadium at least three times a day?
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    Mwasi Cynthia
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    Sep 15, 2024
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    Sep 10, 2024
    Smile if you’re not a baby mama
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    Mwasi Cynthia
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    May 29, 2024
    Man United Kenyan fanbase really love that club😂😂4 days in a row and its not like they are stopping soon
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    Mwasi Cynthia
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    May 11, 2024
    This guy got transferred from Mombasa Hq to our offices here in Nairobi and was telling us how life is down at the coast. He said In Mombasa, Men From Upcountry(bara) Marry Without Knowing.
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    Mwasi Cynthia
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    May 13, 2024
    Kitambo kidogo, a friend of mine lost his father. So, at the funeral, I was like, 'Oh, what do you need? What can I do to help?' Kosokoso like a genuinely concerned friend. You know what that idiot told me? 'Give me secs if you can.' I still think about that a lot!!
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    Mwasi Cynthia
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    Jun 17, 2024
    Approaching wanakubaliwa?😃
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    Omari
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    Jun 12, 2024
    30 and up thread let me see something 👀
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    Mwasi Cynthia
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    May 5, 2024
    You called?
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    Mwasi Cynthia
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    Apr 26, 2024
    Some few years ago ..around 5 hivi I was seeing some guy,..he was good!! Hata yeye ndo alifanya nikajua kuwa 'mchezo' ni uhai😂....he used to sneak me out of home oftenly....
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    Mwasi Cynthia
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    Apr 22, 2024
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    But members of the other force whose duties include leaning on matatus and greeting drivers, who buy beer at market price, have pot bellies. This confirms that beer doesn't make drunkards grow pot bellies. Pot bellies are a result of being fed on bad food cooked by angry wives😂
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