nascarcasm
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nascarcasm
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Troll for NASCAR.com. You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own dumb thoughts. Love paperweights.
- A police officer when he sees the world's best golfer make a wrong turn
- I screened it and the Guenther Steiner sex scene was gratuitous and entirely unnecessary🚨 | Preliminary screenings of the F1 movie performed “incredibly poorly,” with a CinemaScore of just 32%. Test audiences were upset and confused by “multiple extended and explicit” lovemaking scenes involving F1 drivers.
- "Hey...a bunch of us are going to Hooters across the street to watch the end...see you there..." #NASCAR #Daytona500
GIF - LOL WELCOME TO THE FULL NASCAR EXPERIENCE SUCKAAAAAAAAASThe MLB Speedway Classic is in a rain delay 🙃
- Replying to @ConnorZilischHey since you're winning races all the time maybe come up with a different victory celebration that isn't "Level 2 Trauma."
- The Rizzler arriving at the track
- 🔔 WIFEY UPDATE: She wanted to leave nothing to chance, so she got a full PET scan three weeks after her final immunothetapy treatment. My new favorite words: "PET-CT shows no evidence of metabolically active neoplasm." CANCER-FREE. I recommend getting married to your hero.
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