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lazy river
@newplasticbags
adverse selection / perverse incentives / excessive acquisition
Joined April 2012
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    @newplasticbags
    Jan 11, 2021
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    @newplasticbags
    Mar 2, 2025
    whats funny to me is that people who love JD and people who hate him both think this shit is hysterical
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    @newplasticbags
    Jun 24, 2024
    Replying to @thechosenberg
    Just press charges. You're gonna get kicked out for it but good luck staying there anyway. 11k is nothing to sneeze at, they stole it, its a theft like any other. Once you get your money back cut em loose for a while, good luck
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    @newplasticbags
    Jul 7, 2025
    Replying to @coldhealing
    I feel the SAME WAY when people offer me samples at the farmer's market
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    @newplasticbags
    Aug 3, 2025
    Replying to @noisykoala2
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    @newplasticbags
    Oct 8, 2024
    Replying to @shu_b0x
    Putting a honey pack on a popeyes biscuit??
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    @newplasticbags
    Mar 2, 2025
    Replying to @newplasticbags
    (its really funny)
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    @newplasticbags
    Apr 15, 2025
    Replying to @hope_pead
    pic related
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    @newplasticbags
    Oct 3, 2024
    Replying to @low_dosage
    doing *nothing* with the land is one of my best case scenarios
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    @newplasticbags
    Aug 18, 2023
    Replying to @DEEP_RED_BELLS
    Norm MacDonald would be proud.
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    @newplasticbags
    Jan 3, 2025
    Replying to @AnimeSerbia
    >the site layout is stuck in 2005 I AM GOING TO CHIMP I AM SERIOUSLY GOINF CRAZY
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    @newplasticbags
    Apr 9, 2024
    Replying to @thechosenberg
    Her boyfriend is an amateur
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    @newplasticbags
    Jan 3, 2025
    Replying to @DrJohnB2
    Pfizer,
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    @newplasticbags
    Dec 2, 2022
    Replying to @BradTroemel
    Thought of this immediately
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