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no earthquake (ear flu victim)
@no_earthquake
after me the floods
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    no earthquake (ear flu victim)
    @no_earthquake
    Sep 4, 2022
    getting over myself only to find myself at the feet of an even bigger myself
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    no earthquake (ear flu victim)
    @no_earthquake
    Mar 10, 2025
    i gotta be honest i do think conservatives are uncontroversially stupider
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    no earthquake (ear flu victim)
    @no_earthquake
    Dec 5, 2024
    wow, yikes, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his work as an assassin. had no idea he was ordering starbucks despite the boycotts
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    no earthquake (ear flu victim)
    @no_earthquake
    Apr 12, 2024
    my apologies slovenian vernacular joinery…i wasnt familiar with your game…
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    no earthquake (ear flu victim)
    @no_earthquake
    Aug 3, 2025
    the waiter is 100% in the right here
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    HSTikkyTokky
    @HSTIKKYTOKKY4
    Aug 3, 2025
    Italians are extremely Low IQ
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    Many cultures, including Italian, believes that the menu of any restaurant is set; thus no changes will be accepted unless for extraordinary reasons (e.g. allergies). The guest clearly does not understand this cultural difference, and is from Italian perspective seen as rude. mashed.com/1360130/read-o…
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    no earthquake (ear flu victim)
    @no_earthquake
    Dec 2, 2024
    who’s gonna tell him
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    Owen Keller
    @OwenKeller950M3
    Dec 2, 2024
    Replying to @no_earthquake
    Her use of unnecessary synonyms in the subtitle bodes poorly for her intellect.
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    They are not synonyms in the literary studies world. Modern works are those produced—roughly—between 1860 and 1960. Contemporary works refers to art of the moment, being produced by current artists. The two periods have several philosophical and stylistic differences. britannica.com/story/whats-th…
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    no earthquake (ear flu victim)
    @no_earthquake
    Oct 10, 2024
    we need to figure out how the image of three children in a trenchcoat passing as an adult—something which has never happened—entered humanity’s collective consciousness
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    no earthquake (ear flu victim)
    @no_earthquake
    Mar 12, 2025
    brother there’s another class after the intro
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    no earthquake (ear flu victim)
    @no_earthquake
    Dec 2, 2024
    the olfactory ethics english lit dissertation sounds cool and you’re all stupid
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    @no_earthquake
    Jan 30, 2023
    zoomer raised on ai porn asking their partners to put on the extra fake fingers
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    @no_earthquake
    Feb 7, 2025
    low key an incredibly funny tweet
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    Grant Slatton
    @GrantSlatton
    Feb 5, 2025
    it's weird visiting european art museums because you'll just stumble across famous paintings you recognize and they're often just hanging in the museum like any other painting, no fanfare ran into this one while visiting hamburg in 2011
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    no earthquake (ear flu victim)
    @no_earthquake
    Feb 9, 2025
    the not all caps copy paste from google really makes it a transcendent post
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    no earthquake (ear flu victim)
    @no_earthquake
    Mar 27, 2024
    it’s really hard to explain to the americans that the french are like racist racist towards the portuguese
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    no earthquake (ear flu victim)
    @no_earthquake
    Dec 5, 2024
    ‘professional hitmen’ is one of these topics where people refuse to see that 99.9% of what they know comes from movie tv & videogames
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    varifrank
    @varifrank
    Dec 4, 2024
    Replying to @EsotericCD
    professionals test their weapon with a silencer before they go to the job. Professionals don't let cartridges eject onto the sidewalk. Professionals wear gloves. Professionals don't let a witness walk away. Professionals disable cameras at the site first .
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