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- There are no democrats at the RNC.
- Replying to @BowTiedMaraBro wanted to retire so bad he faked dementia 🧐
- My husband DIED. Like full dead. Funeral, obituary, the whole thing. Very sad, very permanent, wouldn’t recommend it. He trusted someone he shouldn’t have. Made one mistake and it cost him everything. Interesting choice to mock a dead man to his widow on the internet. VeryWhat did your ex die of? Cringe?
- Replying to @Viper_LassAnd now it’s in plain sight with bots asking Grok for its “opinion” on shit. Dead internet talking to dead internet about the dead internet. Whack.
- I thought this was supposed to be a parody account why are you posting facts?
- White people will literally choose someone else’s pet squirrel and raccoon over a refugee in a heartbeat
- Good friend is mid 30's. Pretty face, no kids but wants a family, makes over $110k/year, has a huge property in the middle of nowhere. She consistently gets ghosted, ignored for days, or is told after a date or two that "this isn't working." Modern men are broken.
- The Electoral College exists so candidates can’t pander to California and New York while ignoring the rest of the country. Anyone seeking to abolish the Electoral College is a tyrant and should be treated as such.
- Replying to @ryancbriggsTab groups are free. You can just take them home. I have 458 tab groups with 500 tabs open in each one.
- Replying to @brianeskowFor a second there I forgot Hillary Clinton existed and was confused how you voted Clinton after Obama. Best second of my life.
- This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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