Now that twitter likes are private, there’s a man who is currently scrolling through my media tab and liking every boob selfie. He just reached 2021. Huge day for him.
I have a partner who will always do little things to surprise me but today he sent me flowers because it’s the anniversary of George W. Bush getting a shoe thrown at him. I told him months ago that I considered it a holiday. Never had someone pay attention to my nonsense before.
love scrolling the timeline during a major historical event and seeing the rare off topic tweet. Just saw someone post about a big sandwich they made. Business as usual. Those are the real posters.
this app sucks now. Too many posts are just spam or engagement bait. Twitter should have never monetized posting. This was supposed to be an app that you use while on the clock at your real jobs.
do not let the charlie kirk news overshadow the most important thing happening right now: henry winkler’s fishing trip
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