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Yeah, that's an appropriately narcissistic setup. where doing it man
Strawpage Dirk™️
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Strawpage Dirk™️
@nthsplinter
Grown man in his 20s on Homestuck Twitter.
Now on both Strawpage and Not-Strawpage.
strawpagesplinter.straw.page
Pro/darkship/whatever DNI.
Joined September 2025
- Replying to @nthsplinterCool. Great. Now let's never invoke this guy ever again.
- Replying to @nthsplinterAs long as I don't have to take care of it, it's... Kind of cute, I guess. Not chancing having this thing in my house, though. I know a cable chewer when I see one.
- The smallest of offerings. A single celled offering. A unicellular Dirk.
- A staggering three day streak lost to the whims of a bitch of an immune system. You hate to see it. Sorry if you're one of the people who sent art, I'll get to you when I can draw some proper responses. They've all been really fucking good. It's crazy.
- Some people draw Bro really hot and I don't like that. I don't need those thoughts.
- I have to comment on bow fascinating, bizarre, and mildly disconcerting it is to be a Homestuck fan who doesn't ship. Do I even get to claim fan status? Do I get my card revoked?
- I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game.
- Replying to @nthsplinterImpromptu style change courtesy of my son, I guess. Thanks, son.
