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    @nvpkp
    Sep 13, 2017
    Consider this your daily reminder to reject nihilism, you never know when you're going to need to believe in beauty.
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    @nvpkp
    Oct 27, 2022
    life hack work in a restaurant bw the ages of 18 and 24 not a joke
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    @nvpkp
    Jan 9, 2025
    my dad had custody of me and my sister for the summers when we were kids. he took us to sam's where we would buy gusher's in bulk and for weeks we would stay awake until 3 a.m. littering the ground with wrappers and watching whatever movie came on tv.
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    @nvpkp
    Sep 9, 2023
    no workplace will ever list the position of "doesn't do much but keeps morale high cos they're fun and/or interesting" but it absolutely exists
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    @nvpkp
    Jul 25, 2025
    corporate tip: become comfortable saying "no" sentiments with "yes" words
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    @nvpkp
    Oct 27, 2022
    Replying to @nvpkp
    "the world is all scripted and regimented. there is no spontaneity left to be had, nor joy, nor surprise" go work in a restaurant
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    nvpkp
    @nvpkp
    Oct 27, 2022
    Replying to @nvpkp
    "i didn't get the typical college experience" go work in a restaurant
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    nvpkp
    @nvpkp
    Oct 27, 2022
    Replying to @nvpkp
    "i don't know how to talk to people" go work in a restaurant
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    nvpkp
    @nvpkp
    Oct 27, 2022
    Replying to @nvpkp
    "i'm new to a city and can't find any friends" go work in a restaurant
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    nvpkp
    @nvpkp
    Oct 27, 2022
    Replying to @nvpkp
    "i was all alone as a child" go work in a restaurant
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    nvpkp
    @nvpkp
    Oct 27, 2022
    Replying to @nvpkp
    "housework is gross" go work in a restaurant
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    nvpkp
    @nvpkp
    Nov 26, 2024
    i would like to hear about the little life optimizations you've done that no one asks about but you really wanna share me? i put my car keys on a (not-keychain-sized) teddy bear so i can always find them inside my great purse which carries all necessities
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    nvpkp
    @nvpkp
    Jan 18, 2025
    Replying to @shaggysurvives
    @@ -> my email
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    nvpkp
    @nvpkp
    Aug 4, 2025
    requested a quote for some professional services today. it was 5x the cost i was expecting. i said "oh gosh that's much more than i thought it would be. i need to shop around and think about my options, i'll call you back!" and they said "sure no problem! talk soon!"
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    nvpkp
    @nvpkp
    Aug 3, 2025
    no one tweets about how they handled a frustrating situation without thinking much about it, and how they forgot the details right after. even that it happened at all
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