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Fake Woke With Justine
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Fake Woke With Justine
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Satire and comedy vibes by @justinewanda hope you have a good laugh and love the consistent yelling into the abyss
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    Fake Woke With Justine
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    Aug 8, 2025
    Education’s Capitation Problem episode is out now This episode explores the history of schools and how the futures of students are being pencilled out one funding crisis at a time youtu.be/3pKlpJHm8xA?si…
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    Fake Woke With Justine
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    Jun 30, 2024
    BREAKING: National gaslighting broadcast
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    Fake Woke With Justine
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    Jun 21, 2024
    Kenyan politicians: “You have an iPhone? Why are you rich? iPhone is a sign of wealth. Protesters should be for poor people! Why aren’t you poor? We need you to be poor so we don’t have repercussions when we harm you! Be poor!!!”
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    Fake Woke With Justine
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    Mar 5, 2025
    BREAKING: Auditor General attacked for auditing generally
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    Fake Woke With Justine
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    Jan 19, 2023
    BREAKING: Government proposes Kenyans should just hand all their money to KRA then they’ll give you back what they think you need
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    Fake Woke With Justine
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    May 2, 2024
    BREAKING: Electricity has moved to higher ground following government orders
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    Fake Woke With Justine
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    Jul 1, 2024
    Here’s a building with more rights than you
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    Fake Woke With Justine
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    Jul 25, 2025
    BREAKING: RIP Free Education. You were crushed by a wheelbarrow
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    Fake Woke With Justine
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    Nov 2, 2023
    PSA: KRA ups custom duty check at JKIA. Arrive safely friends (dive into your pauperhood)
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    Fake Woke With Justine
    @officialfwwj
    Jul 16, 2022
    BREAKING: Kenyan athlete failed by the system currently being congratulated for their resilience
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    Fake Woke With Justine
    @officialfwwj
    Feb 14, 2022
    Glad you’re proud of the 12step program that is buying bundles!
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    Daily Nation
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    Feb 14, 2022
    Peter Ndegwa: I like the man I’ve become, and the Safaricom we’ve built #NationPrime bit.ly/3Lvo0qU
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    Fake Woke With Justine
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    Sep 27, 2021
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    Daily Nation
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    Sep 27, 2021
    53 more Cuban doctors arrive in Kenya bit.ly/3o8Uk9D
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    Fake Woke With Justine
    @officialfwwj
    Jun 23, 2024
    BREAKING: Man with violent criminal record inspects congregants to stop any possible violence
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    Fake Woke With Justine
    @officialfwwj
    May 9, 2024
    MADEA GOES TO SUGOI?
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    Kenyans.co.ke
    @Kenyans
    May 9, 2024
    President Ruto will visit the Tyler Perry Studios. He’ll be with Tyler Perry - Foreign Affairs PS Korir Sing’oei
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