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Sean (Parody)
@omalley4sean
Molecular biologist 🧬🧪🧫| Environmentalist 🌲🧨| Amateur Anthropologist 🐒🗿| Politically Schizophrenic | Swarthy & Hobbit-like | Lovecraftian Ellis Islander
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Joined June 2017
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    Sean (Parody)
    @omalley4sean
    Apr 18, 2025
    Replying to @QuetzalPhoenix
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    Sean (Parody)
    @omalley4sean
    Jul 21, 2024
    Replying to @EckhartsLadder
    Gandalf vs the Witch King art goes hard
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    Sean (Parody)
    @omalley4sean
    May 21, 2024
    Replying to @ReviewsPossum
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    Sean (Parody)
    @omalley4sean
    Jul 4, 2024
    Replying to @sonnysehra
    Omen maxxing
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    Sean (Parody)
    @omalley4sean
    May 21, 2024
    Replying to @ReviewsPossum
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    Sean (Parody)
    @omalley4sean
    May 15, 2024
    Yes. Unironically. You should hear what men say to eachothers faces when women aren't around
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    Sean (Parody)
    @omalley4sean
    Oct 25, 2024
    Replying to @HubPointless
    Should be one of those ones where it starts with Biden and then Kamala jumps in for the last couple verses
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    Sean (Parody)
    @omalley4sean
    Dec 25, 2024
    Replying to @StatisticUrban
    "Are you sure we bought the right place? All I see is ice, I wanted the green one."
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    Sean (Parody)
    @omalley4sean
    Sep 8, 2024
    Replying to @Nobbie_OCs
    Revenge of the Sith is probably the only movie novelization that's actually really, really good
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    Sean (Parody)
    @omalley4sean
    Feb 8, 2025
    Replying to @AFpost
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    Sean (Parody)
    @omalley4sean
    Feb 2, 2025
    Replying to @NebsGoodTakes
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    Sean (Parody)
    @omalley4sean
    Jan 1, 2025
    Replying to @ReviewsPossum
    People think genes work like d&d point buy stats where you have to choose where you put them from a finite pool. Wheras real life doesn't have tradeoffs and generally some people are just naturally better at everything
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    Sean (Parody)
    @omalley4sean
    Dec 14, 2024
    Replying to @NiohBerg
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    Sean (Parody)
    @omalley4sean
    May 19, 2024
    Replying to @EudaimoniaEsq
    History will not treat the Boomers kindly. They'll be remembered for centuries as a cautionary the generation that squandered the greatest prosperity the world has ever known for basically nothing and left the world a worse place
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