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Omid Djalili

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Omid Djalili

@omid9

NEXT TOUR SHOWS #Namste Check website for dates of 2026 UK tour👇🏼click below. Spy thriller Betrayal available on ITVX now.

SUFFOLK, UK

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Born September 30

Joined May 2009

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Omid Djalili
@omid9
Jan 23
Based on verification of images, reports and comparative investigative analysis by the International Centre for Human Rights, to date approximately 43,000 people have been killed, 350,000 injured, 20,000 arrested and await possible execution. “Taken together, ICHR believes that
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Omid Djalili
@omid9
Sep 21, 2022
The internet is now being cut in Iran because they don’t want people to see things like this: a man slaps a woman and thinks he can calmly walk away. Where such actions were commonplace before, there are now dire consequences - significantly handed out by other men.
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Omid Djalili
@omid9
Oct 25, 2019
Extraordinary clip from 20 years ago. David Bowie sharing what he feels about what the internet is going to turn into. And he’s not wrong. Paxman: it’s just a tool tho isn’t it? Bowie: No it’s not.
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Omid Djalili
@omid9
Apr 21, 2020
Possibly the greatest 30 seconds of sport you will ever see anywhere
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Omid Djalili
@omid9
Apr 28, 2022
Why does everybody keep complaining about this government? They’re doing brilliantly. For example my car used to only hold £65 of petrol, now it holds £90 worth. That’s way more than a couple of years ago when Jeremy Corbyn was Prime Minister.
Omid Djalili
@omid9
Dec 15, 2022
Good news. 16 year old #SoniaSharifi - down to be executed as of yesterday - was released from Ilam prison today at 3pm after being detained for a month. Thank you to everyone for spreading her name and image. Say their names, save a life. #IranRevoIution
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Omid Djalili
@omid9
Sep 26, 2022
Thread: 1/. As the death toll rises to 41 today, four women you should know who were deliberately and unlawfully killed in Iran when protesting gender apartheid and the killing of #Masha_Amini: Hadis Najafi, aged 20, shot six times when security forces opened fire on her.
Omid Djalili
@omid9
Nov 19, 2022
Message to the @England football team at the #WorldCup for the game v Islamic Republic of Iran 🇮🇷 on Monday. We think it would be amazing if you did this. It would mean more than you could ever imagine.
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Omid Djalili
@omid9
Nov 15, 2022
Oil workers in Iran walk out. Hugely brave. Unbelievably significant. #IranRevolution #Mahsa_Amini #IranProtests2022 #OpIran‌‌ #NationalStrikes
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Omid Djalili
@omid9
Jul 14, 2023
Incredible video. Afghan dad jokingly says school is only for boys. Watch his remarkable daughter - who can’t be more than 5 or 6 years old - respond with these arguments. Afghan girls have been denied access to schools and universities. This little girl's courage represents
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Omid Djalili
@omid9
Apr 17, 2021
The Queen sat alone, socially distanced, at her husband’s funeral is going to be an enduring image. When she said, aged 21 in April 1947 that she was going to serve her country, she meant every word of it. #PrincePhilipfuneral
Omid Djalili
@omid9
Apr 18, 2020
Praying this is not fake
Omid Djalili
@omid9
Mar 2, 2025
So my neighbour’s house was on fire. He came running out saying “please call the fire brigade!” I said of course but only if he gifted me half of his possessions. He said no, so I told him to get stuffed. Do I get a Nobel Peace prize?
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Omid Djalili
@omid9
Dec 28, 2018