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ยง 1032. Onion weigher - An onion weigher is appointed who is neither directly nor indirectly involved in the sale or distribution of onions.
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    onionweigher ๐Ÿง…โš–๏ธ
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    Jun 4, 2025
    Thread of unnecessary and obscure hyperspecialized forks: ๐Ÿด๐Ÿงต
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    onionweigher ๐Ÿง…โš–๏ธ
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    Dec 30, 2023
    That's how it's done
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    onionweigher ๐Ÿง…โš–๏ธ
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    Aug 15, 2025
    god I miss buttons
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    Science girl
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    Aug 14, 2025
    You may be old but, are you this old
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    onionweigher ๐Ÿง…โš–๏ธ
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    Oct 31, 2025
    there are so many instances of archeologists puzzling over particularly confusing artifacts which were made by some guy doing pretty much this
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    Sam
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    Oct 30, 2025
    Mug i made
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    onionweigher ๐Ÿง…โš–๏ธ
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    Nov 20, 2024
    POV: youโ€™re a real meanie
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    Ink Blot
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    Sep 8, 2024
    this is sound they make when you grab beaver
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    onionweigher ๐Ÿง…โš–๏ธ
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    Jul 30, 2025
    still got it
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    onionweigher ๐Ÿง…โš–๏ธ
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    Oct 15, 2025
    american pope is such a funny detail to have in the background of geopolitics
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    Sox On 35th
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    Oct 15, 2025
    Someone in the crowd: โ€œGo Cubs!โ€ Pope Leo XIV: โ€œHan perdido! They lost!โ€
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    camillao ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ’™
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    onionweigher ๐Ÿง…โš–๏ธ
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    Oct 2, 2025
    steve jobs named his daughter eve jobs
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    onionweigher ๐Ÿง…โš–๏ธ
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    Jul 20, 2024
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    onionweigher ๐Ÿง…โš–๏ธ
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    Jun 22, 2025
    working on a theory that US intervention in the middle east is correlated to 11 year solar cycle of sunspot activity
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    onionweigher ๐Ÿง…โš–๏ธ
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    Sep 5, 2025
    yeah, no new yorker would ever act weird on the Q train
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    Mikita ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป
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    Sep 3, 2025
    Yea this is totally what an authentic New Yorker does
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    onionweigher ๐Ÿง…โš–๏ธ
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    Apr 17, 2025
    Good news, gang! A top-level government official just said autistic people don't have to pay taxes
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    Gadget
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    Apr 16, 2025
    ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ RFK Jr. says autistic children will "never pay taxes, hold a job, play baseball, write a poem, go out on a date, many will never use a toilet unassisted." He clearly has no idea what autism even is.
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    onionweigher ๐Ÿง…โš–๏ธ
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    Jun 14, 2025
    so many wasted popsicle sticksโ€ฆ if only there was some kind of washable reusable tool that allowed its user to eat a mango with ease
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    Emily Tech
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    Jun 5, 2025
    some of you would crumble
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    onionweigher ๐Ÿง…โš–๏ธ
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    May 19, 2023
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    Will Rinehart
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    May 19, 2023
    Orcas have sunk 3 boats in Europe and appear to be teaching others to do the same. Scientists think a traumatized orca initiated the assault on boats after a "critical moment of agony" and that the behavior is spreading among the population. livescience.com/animals/orcas/โ€ฆ
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