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The Housing Mafia
@onlyzeno
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Joined March 2012
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    The Housing Mafia
    @onlyzeno
    Dec 27, 2019
    Women always posting they want intelligent men. When I approach them, they discover they prefer handsome men.
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    The Housing Mafia
    @onlyzeno
    Oct 5, 2025
    This picture is literally impossible to take.
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    The Housing Mafia
    @onlyzeno
    Oct 5, 2025
    Replying to @rawambi
    I am a father...
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    The Housing Mafia
    @onlyzeno
    Apr 23, 2025
    Akamwesi Mall on sale Seated on *22 acres* Price: *45 million US Dollars* negotiable, 450m Ugx monthly income Mailo land title on table 👈🏽
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    The Housing Mafia
    @onlyzeno
    Nov 29, 2023
    Dear @DuncanAbigaba I am obsessed with you for a reason. You I consider you family. We share too many mutual friends and acquaintances. Heck your younger brother was under my wing for his O level and I believe I taught him well. Let me tell you a story about the NRM.
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    The Housing Mafia
    @onlyzeno
    Jan 4, 2024
    January chicken is here.
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    @onlyzeno
    Aug 20, 2023
    Sentenced to death in 2 countries. For the small crime of treason. He died of old age a freeman. With corresponding bullet scars to show. Hosted a president to dry tea and G nuts in his home because his wife didn't believe he knew the man.
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    Miss.ayo.artss
    @madamayo_
    Aug 15, 2023
    Brag about your DAD
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    @onlyzeno
    Apr 12, 2025
    These Banyankore have a superiority complex I will never explain. The level of disrespect I have endured today is enough. I went to Ntare by the will of my parents not by my own wanting. I don't see why you continue to bully me. Raja Excelsior also robbed me . It is money cool
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    The Housing Mafia
    @onlyzeno
    Aug 12, 2025
    1. Allegedly whistling at a female teacher, I didn't do it. 2. Closing the dinning hall because the meals were bad. I did it. 3. Declaring a public holiday. I did it. 4. Wrong place, right time, wrong people. I did it. 5. Abusing a school visitor. I did it. Got arrested.
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    first son 🇷🇼 🇺🇬
    @Naturinda96
    Aug 11, 2025
    What is that one reason why you were suspended from school?
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    The Housing Mafia
    @onlyzeno
    Sep 16, 2025
    What would a girl looking like that be doing at my Parents place? They have all the reasons to be suspicious. I understand their POV.
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    AndyJnr ° Umaru 
    @AndyjnrUmaru
    Sep 15, 2025
    As a guy, your parents Says No, What's your next move? 🤔
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    The Housing Mafia
    @onlyzeno
    Oct 27, 2025
    Kampala isn't a real place, I left home with Ugx 10,000. The plan was just to avoid the House. By evening I was negotiating with Car Brokers with a full stomach and drunken breathe. I also paid off my outstanding MM Loan. The day can be documented in the "I work in town" series
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    The Housing Mafia
    @onlyzeno
    Oct 5, 2025
    Replying to @Jibcorazon
    You wanted to practice at home.
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    The Housing Mafia
    @onlyzeno
    Apr 20, 2022
    A bedroom in Kyanja. Light meets lighting.
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    The Housing Mafia
    @onlyzeno
    Mar 25, 2025
    UEDCL - Ugandans Enduring Darkness Constantly with Love.
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