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    Feb 19
    A ___ never gets cold
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    Mar 11, 2025
    9 hour flight
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    Feb 9, 2025
    My gym got a mascot and I can’t even pretend to hate him
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    Aug 6, 2024
    Leave edibles in a hot car 👍
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    Sep 30, 2024
    Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen
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    Jul 7, 2024
    men will really just love a youtube video
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    Jan 31, 2025
    Ok ok ok ok ok ok
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    Jan 31, 2025
    1 week left working… do I post a slutty work bathroom selfie?
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    Nov 20, 2024
    This is romantic if you think about it
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    Jun 19, 2024
    3rd base is actually when they help you clean your room
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    Jun 5, 2024
    i could be the only person left on earth and i’d still tweet spotify links
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    Sep 20, 2024
    Calling into work lovesick
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    Sep 6, 2024
    Almonds is wood
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    Dec 20, 2024
    Is anybody else sick of phone time
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    Mar 11, 2025
    Replying to @dick_michigan
    K butt bone olympian here
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