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me: if i was the mayor i would make it so all of you would have to wear cute little bonnets. and you would have to be enrolled in school, like proper children
woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*
ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ
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ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ
@orchidcamp
i love u chungus life! i love u silver moon! i love u ocean blue!
Joined November 2013
- looks like footage of the ocean floor. What the fuck. impossible to fathom this level of destruction even after seeing it with my own eyesJUST IN: ISRAELI DRONE FOOTAGE REVEALS THE SCALE OF DESTRUCTION IN GAZA
00:00 - when U squeeze the bottle of dish soap and some cute little bubbles float out..
- they should make a pill so that when you take it nobody else can be in the kitchen at the same time as you
- i am fucking addicted to being a couple minutes late to work
- [coldly, to the love of my life] alright have a good one man
- thank u eyelids for covering my eyes so softly and sweetly. It means the world to me
- guy hearing about the mcdonald's happy meal for the first time: [eyes welling up with tears] a happy meal. i think i'd like that. i'd like that very much
- *stops mid conversation* hold on...i am being called to the sea....
- me: It is so over person on the other end of the walkie talkie: It is so what? over
- are u ever so appalled by your own actions and how yr life has turned out u just get quiet and start taking vitamins
