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@ossie_abraham
Uromi Feminist. Unserious human sometimes. Marketing and Business Analyst, taking excerpts from my brainchild @marchebelle_
Federal Capital Territory, Nig
Born April 2
Joined September 2024
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    @ossie_abraham
    May 30
    Always remember: na you bad, na them good pass.
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    @ossie_abraham
    Oct 25, 2025
    Replying to @CP_Ogamba
    It's about control. The men in India abi Pakistan that raped a monitor lizard definitely didn't find it attractive.
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    @ossie_abraham
    Oct 21, 2025
    Replying to @Joon_Kachi
    When someone asked my friend's mom how many kids she had. She said 5. Apparently na me be number 5 😂
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    @ossie_abraham
    Nov 18, 2025
    Replying to @RachelMoiselle
    It's been a year now but "Just look at the degree on that chick" 🫠
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    @ossie_abraham
    Aug 26, 2025
    Replying to @EfizyNow
    She only said she'll have her own car, but somehow you managed to squeeze man and marriage into the discussion. Please go and pick clown mascot uniform. Uhundan.
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    @ossie_abraham
    Sep 26, 2025
    Replying to @OmolewaAbraham
    How very "Paul Rudiment-ed" of you.
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    @ossie_abraham
    Oct 25, 2025
    Don't worry my dear. The conversation is above your grade.
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    @ossie_abraham
    Oct 29, 2025
    Replying to @ScroogeDamian and @mayfred__
    God will punish you. Ofui
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    @ossie_abraham
    Sep 8, 2025
    Replying to @flyingbeso
    This reminds me of Babe Ruth, an American baseballer (or basketballer?) RUTH is his mother's surname. I saw it and I was amazed.
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    @ossie_abraham
    Oct 22, 2025
    Replying to @Hauwa_L
    Walahi. I'm under no pressure to check on anybody or explain why I missed calls or why I slept off on a call or anything Jehovah thank you sir...I almost craze for relationship 😂
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    @ossie_abraham
    Sep 16, 2025
    Replying to @__E__LU__LA__
    Not just disabled men my love. Mentally ill men. Generally irresponsible men. Their family members will look for wives so that the man won't be their burden to handle anymore. He'll be the woman's burden and when she tries to complain, they hit her with "di bu ndidi". Fools.
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    @ossie_abraham
    Oct 21, 2025
    Replying to @Joon_Kachi
    Even now, I fine dieeee 😂
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    @ossie_abraham
    Sep 26, 2025
    Replying to @DrMel_
    Meanwhile it's just teenage angst o. Well, anything for agenda.
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    @ossie_abraham
    Nov 16, 2025
    Replying to @faree_for_real
    Why did I initially read it as "the migwos"? Asin migwo vrendo? 😂😭
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