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Definitely Nick
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Definitely Nick
@other_st_nick
25 | sandwich king | beer league softball bench warmer | forklift certified
Chicago, IL
Born September 7
Joined March 2018
- Extremely rare case of a man who looks worse with a beardThis Post is from a suspended account. Learn more
- 42 and 24 is a problematic age gap… unless it’s Anne Hathaway and me, then it’s fine
- Hired a financial advisor and his first piece of advice was that I don't make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor
- I would betray every single one of you for Anne Hathawayanne hathaway.
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more- It's been a full day and still no update on this. We can only assume he spilled an entire bowl of pork broth on himself againGetting ramen with a girl tonight. Last time I got ramen with a girl it was 2018 and I spilled an entire bowl of pork broth all over my white shirt. This time will be better.
- Guy who sucks at rolling weed: man my joints are all messed up Guy with arthritis: man my joints are all messed up
- Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar
- This tweet is how I found out euros aren't usually allowed to drink at their seats and I've never been more proud to be an AmericanA pint in your seat? It’ll never catch on
- I've actually never enjoyed anything less this should be illegalplease enjoy my shelf where i store my unfinished books
- Starting to get to the age where hangovers are a real thing and I can't believe we haven't assigned our top scientists to fixing this
- New tshirt going to be at the top of the rotation immediately
- Game recognize game and brother you're looking real unfamiliar right now
