MazeBeans
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Using twitter but shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree
- british sakurai be like super smash blokes
- dedede: where did the dr mario go? kirby with a dr mario shaped belly: *burrrrrpp* uhhh i dont know teehee
00:00 - dedede: where did the dr mario go? kirby with a dr mario shaped belly: *burrrrrpp* uhhh i dont know teehee
00:00 - *Drops phone* Me: Please don't be cracked please don't be cracked please don The phone:
00:00 - DABUZ!?!?!?!?!?
- don't match pfps with me... don't come by my vc... we're done
GIFi met this guy on val and, we have been together for months, we did everything together and then i found out hes 45. my heart hurts i wont ever be the same. im never sleep calling with another eboy again. heres proof: - smash players the type of ppl to bring a knife to a gun fight then complain they got cheesed when they get shot
- bitches be like minors DNI then complain when steve camps them out
- smash players are impossible to hold an actual convo like it's almost impressive how they find a way to turn every discussion topic ever towards matchups and frame data and i cannot express how much i just don't care about abstract discussions about the game
- *walks up to cute girl at smash tournament* hey uh i know you wanted to do bans but I was uhhmmm wondering if we could gentlemens to my bedroom? *Runs away blushing*






