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Sean
@panoptisean
Joined October 2019
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    Sean
    @panoptisean
    Jun 8, 2025
    Is the real life peter griffin guy actually dating or married to the real life lois griffin lady or is this just pretend? I’m seriously asking
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    vanessa
    @thyhighs
    Jun 7, 2025
    Replying to @thyhighs
    like i was already drunk at 4pm this was the greatest thing i could e seen
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    Sean
    @panoptisean
    Mar 23, 2025
    Food belongs in your belly. Not in the toilet. #StopPoop
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    Sean
    @panoptisean
    Feb 22, 2025
    Being 29 is like being 19 for being 30
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    Sean
    @panoptisean
    Jun 8, 2025
    Replying to @panoptisean
    They've had their ups and downs? Not thrilled about what that suggests.
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    Sean
    @panoptisean
    Jul 25, 2025
    Gen Z is pooping less than any generation before them
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    Sean
    @panoptisean
    May 4, 2025
    Jesus chilled with prostitutes, stoners, tattoo artists, skateboarders, longboarders, motorcyclists, graffiti artists, emcees, freestyle rappers, breakdancers, roast battle comedians, podcasters, graphic designers, ironic shitposters, rideshare drivers, and craft beer enthusiasts
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    Sean
    @panoptisean
    Oct 26, 2025
    Why are young men always in dire need of being saved by a youtuber
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    callie
    @fluoridevictim
    Oct 26, 2025
    He was always my least favorite by a considerable amount
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    Sean
    @panoptisean
    Mar 23, 2025
    Monkey surgeon in the ER operating on someone. "Banana." Nurse hands him a banana. He removes the peel and eats the banana. "Banana." Nurse hands him a banana. He removes the peel and eats the banana. "Banana." Nurse hands him a banana. He removes the peel and eats the banana.
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    Sean
    @panoptisean
    May 6, 2025
    What would you put here? This is sort of what I’ve been leaning towards
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    Sean
    @panoptisean
    Apr 29, 2025
    I got anger problems. I also got sadness problems and joy problems. There’s not a single emotion that I am not problemed by
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    Sean
    @panoptisean
    Jul 27, 2025
    When I moved into my new apartment, this drawer in the fridge had a little puddle of water in it so I never used it. Now, two months later, it’s almost entirely filled with water. This is inexplicable.
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    Sean
    @panoptisean
    Oct 11, 2025
    Our hours are 9am to 6pm and we’re open Monkey through Friday
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    Sean
    @panoptisean
    Jun 20, 2025
    Replying to @35yearoldfriend
    I made fun of this product on here once and the post got kind of popular and a lot of people started scolding me saying that liquid death saves people’s lives because it’s a water that looks like a beer so teetotalers can fit in at beer parties
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    Sean
    @panoptisean
    Aug 26, 2025
    Bitch better have my monkey
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