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Paritosh Bhide
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Paritosh Bhide
@paritosh_bhide
Emmy Noether fan
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    Paritosh Bhide
    @paritosh_bhide
    Aug 16, 2025
    Your daily reminder that 99% of United fans on this app don't deserve a good team.
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    Paritosh Bhide
    @paritosh_bhide
    Oct 8, 2020
    How did no one realize this guy was on the purest cocaine produced my mankind loooool? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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    Paritosh Bhide
    @paritosh_bhide
    May 6, 2022
    Still can't believe this is real
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    Luis Suรกrez
    @LuisSuarez9
    Apr 28, 2014
    With my mate @Phil_Coutinho #SayNoToRacism #WeAreAllMonkeys
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    Paritosh Bhide
    @paritosh_bhide
    Dec 24, 2023
    Just take the 3 points and leave us alone man
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    Aston Villa
    @AVFCOfficial
    Dec 24, 2023
    Old Trafford awaits. โณ
    Graphic featuring Ollie Watkins to preview Aston Villa's Premier League fixture with Manchester United.
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    Paritosh Bhide
    @paritosh_bhide
    Jun 11, 2022
    They asked Tatum what you can do to stop Steph and he said 'we not letting him go off on purpose, I promise you'๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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    Paritosh Bhide
    @paritosh_bhide
    Sep 2, 2024
    I'm fucking crying. He thought by asking the reporter to list the 'regular mistakes' he had shut him up and instead he just rattled off like 10 of them in one breath ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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    ๐Ÿ—ฟ
    @spark9_
    Sep 1, 2024
    Erik Ten Hag was asked by a journalist if Manchester United's performances are down to a coaching problem and not the players. His answer:
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    Paritosh Bhide
    @paritosh_bhide
    Jun 7, 2024
    I'm crying, why's he copying Dybala's celebration here?
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    Football on TNT Sports
    @footballontnt
    Jun 7, 2024
    Preparations for the Euros haven't gone as planned for Gareth Southgate and England โŒ
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    Paritosh Bhide
    @paritosh_bhide
    Oct 5, 2024
    Just take the 3 points and leave us alone man
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    Aston Villa
    @AVFCOfficial
    Oct 5, 2024
    UP. THE. VILLA.
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    Paritosh Bhide
    @paritosh_bhide
    Jun 6, 2024
    Losing to plumbers and farmers is one thing. How do you lose to SOFTWARE ENGINEERS LMFAOOOOOOOO
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    Paritosh Bhide
    @paritosh_bhide
    Feb 13, 2025
    He tried to pretend like he was about to shoot with his LEFT HAND and they gave him 3 free throws jdjdjdjskldndjsjdjsjdjud
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    Alex ๐Ÿ‘‹
    @Dubs408
    Feb 13, 2025
    Refs said this 3 FTs
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    Paritosh Bhide
    @paritosh_bhide
    Nov 20, 2024
    When the biggest club in the world comes calling for your services but you're just a chill guy who loves the 3-4-3
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    Paritosh Bhide
    @paritosh_bhide
    May 29, 2024
    Kobbie Mainoo
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    @user0000O0
    May 24, 2024
    what antidepressants are yall on
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    Paritosh Bhide
    @paritosh_bhide
    Dec 19, 2024
    Carabao cup week and these man are playing on artificial turf in Kazakhstan lmao. Thank you Sir Kobbie Mainoo for that
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    Paritosh Bhide
    @paritosh_bhide
    Jan 12, 2025
    AFTV I'm sooooooo drunk. I need to hook this whole video right into my fucking veins ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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