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brit
@pashedmotatos
I like things and stuff
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    brit
    @pashedmotatos
    Mar 5, 2025
    “What if we bring silly little signs and don’t clap for a child with brain cancer”
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    brit
    @pashedmotatos
    Mar 31, 2025
    Quiet everyone, my show is on 🍿
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    brit
    @pashedmotatos
    Jul 28, 2025
    Idk who needs to hear this but the genes thing was about her big ol honkers
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    New York Post
    @nypost
    Jul 28, 2025
    Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle ad slammed as ‘Nazi propaganda’ by crazed woke mob over jeans/genes pun trib.al/NV4T4RB
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    brit
    @pashedmotatos
    Jan 20, 2025
    The adults in charge sure needed a lot of pardons
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    brit
    @pashedmotatos
    Jul 1, 2024
    This is so wildly out of touch that I can’t believe it’s real
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    Alex Thompson
    @AlexThomp
    Jul 1, 2024
    Jill Biden is on the July cover of Vogue. Just dropped this AM. vogue.com/article/first-…
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    brit
    @pashedmotatos
    Apr 21, 2025
    Absolutely no one dyed potatoes
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    Democrats
    @TheDemocrats
    Apr 21, 2025
    Trump’s White House is using 30,000 real eggs worth over $15,500 for their Easter Egg Roll. Meanwhile, Americans dyed potatoes instead of eggs this Easter to save money.
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    brit
    @pashedmotatos
    Jan 29, 2023
    Replying to @FightHaven
    Justified. Don’t hit anyone that you wouldn’t want swinging back 🤷🏻‍♀️
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    brit
    @pashedmotatos
    Sep 8, 2025
    That’s it, blame surveillance cameras
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    Axios
    @axios
    Sep 8, 2025
    The gruesome video of the fatal knife attack on Iryna Zarutska on a light-rail car in Charlotte is drawing attention from MAGA influencers seeking to elevate the issue of violent urban crime — and accuse mainstream media of under-covering shocking cases. axios.com/2025/09/08/iry…
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    brit
    @pashedmotatos
    Feb 26, 2025
    Alright show some teeth 😀
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    brit
    @pashedmotatos
    Jul 18, 2025
    Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was America
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    brit
    @pashedmotatos
    Sep 18, 2025
    When you come home drunk af and find the sketti leftovers
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    brit
    @pashedmotatos
    Jul 17, 2025
    Girl just got the job opening of a lifetime
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    brit
    @pashedmotatos
    Oct 11, 2025
    #NewProfilePic
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    brit
    @pashedmotatos
    Oct 18, 2025
    Did we do it? Are all the kings gone?
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