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Patrick Dichter
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Provide quality bookkeeping, tax, and QOE nationwide. Inspired Or Acquired Podcast host. Acquired 3 firms. Fly fisherman and small business geek. NH and CO📍
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    Patrick Dichter
    @patrickdichter
    Feb 3, 2023
    Updating my bio for new followers - I’ve acquired 3 accounting firms. Appletree provides bookkeeping, tax and consulting to small businesses nationwide. Previous background was sales and advisory. Dad of 3 boys.
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    Patrick Dichter
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    Jan 18, 2025
    Most interesting video I’ve seen this week. Vail Resorts putting on a master class in pricing and acquisitions:
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    Patrick Dichter
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    Feb 14, 2025
    Comedians now making fun of acquisition entrepreneurs and PE off the cuff in hilarious and accurate fashion. Is this the top?
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    Patrick Dichter
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    Feb 6, 2023
    My wife had her first customer today for her mobile veterinary biz. I’m geeking out for her.
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    Patrick Dichter
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    Apr 30, 2025
    We paid off my wife’s student loans for veterinary school! All $214,003 of it and $70,957 worth of interest along the way. Pic from her graduation in 2015.
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    Patrick Dichter
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    May 18, 2025
    We recently had a financial due diligence project with a bunch of Only Fans transactions in the business accounts. Awkward.
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    Patrick Dichter
    @patrickdichter
    Jan 6, 2025
    Replying to @mountainwesttax
    Yep. PBJ club fo life
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    Patrick Dichter
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    Mar 6, 2025
    The accounting stack we like to work with: - Quickbooks Online - Gusto payroll - Ramp for bill pay - 2 bank accounts, 1 credit card max What we don’t like: - Quickbooks desktop - Bank accounts that don’t have check images or accountant access - more than 2 credit cards
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    Patrick Dichter
    @patrickdichter
    Jun 20, 2023
    Small business owners can make $200-400k doing $1-2M revenue and wear a lot of hats OR Make $500k-1.5M doing $3-6M revenue with a reliable team Just don’t get stuck in between for long with more stress and less income.
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    Patrick Dichter
    @patrickdichter
    Aug 14, 2023
    Profit sharing is better than giving equity to key employees. Easier to manage, less legal, gives upside, aligns incentives.
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    Patrick Dichter
    @patrickdichter
    Jun 15, 2022
    Our gym lets members who own a small biz hang a banner for free. Brands and community don’t build themselves amiright #sweatymarketing
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    Patrick Dichter
    @patrickdichter
    Feb 11, 2023
    Doing 30-60 minutes of work a day while on vaca actually helps me relax and be present. Total blinders and closed email would just stress me out. Anyone else?
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    Patrick Dichter
    @patrickdichter
    Apr 3, 2023
    Replying to @aymanalabdul
    Truth! And ‘don’t order the fish on Monday.’
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    Patrick Dichter
    @patrickdichter
    Sep 19, 2025
    A Rolls Royce listed on the sellers balance sheet for a commercial plumbing biz is the most south Florida thing I’ve ever seen.
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