CNN is apparently serious about cutting back. They just fired me, and I don’t even work for them.
Pat Sajak
225 posts
Icon. Oligarch. Gated community activist.
- Noticed I was trending. Thought I had passed away. Turns out I’m fine.
- Note to lawmakers: If you push a giant boulder off a cliff where people live below, you can’t blame gravity for the result.
- Not to be morbid, but I just designed my tombstone. It’ll read: R _ P. I’d like to buy a vowel.
- Well, the time has come. I’ve decided that our 41st season, which begins in September, will be my last. It’s been a wonderful ride, and I’ll have more to say in the coming months. Many thanks to you all. (If nothing else, it’ll keep the clickbait sites busy!)
- One thing you notice when you put Twitter aside for a while and spend your time in real life, is that those things you thought everyone was talking about almost no one is talking about.
- Thank you all so very much.
- I’m pulling both “Sajak Sings Sinatra” and “Pat Sajak’s Yodeling Favorites” from Spotify.
- Interesting weekend at the mall. I was wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses, minding my own business. Then a loud yell: “Hey, it’s Pat Sajak!” Then lots of pictures and autographs. Had to leave without finishing my shopping. I’m almost sorry I yelled.
- Well, it happened again this morning. I stepped out of the shower and caught my wife dressing me with her eyes.
- I have never endorsed a presidential candidate. However, I am breaking with that tradition this year. I will make my announcement this coming Friday at noon.
- Its not that I’m a perfectionist, but the common mispellings and grammer mistakes your comitting is starting to where me down and make me loose my mind.
- Having trouble finding information about Prince Harry and his wife (Meghan, I think). Any sources you might suggest?
- Over the last two centuries our average height has increased by several inches, our average body temperature has decreased by about a degree, and our skin has gotten ten times thinner.

