Pat Tomasulo
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Pat Tomasulo
@pattomasulo
My debut comedy SPECIAL out now! ⬇️
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    Pat Tomasulo
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    Apr 26
    $954,000 and counting raised to fight Trigeminal Neuralgia. THANK YOU to everyone who made the 11th annual “Laugh Your Face Off” possible. We are so grateful, we are so hopeful. Change is coming.
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    Pat Tomasulo
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    Feb 12, 2018
    Really enjoying NBC’s coverage of The Hunger Games.
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    Pat Tomasulo
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    May 8, 2025
    The world literally has no idea the size of the chip Chicago will now have on its shoulder for the next 15-20 years.
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    Pat Tomasulo
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    Sep 26, 2021
    If the Bears drafted Patrick Mahomes he’d be Mitch Trubisky right now.
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    Pat Tomasulo
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    Dec 23, 2020
    Santa's not messing around with the Covid.
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    Pat Tomasulo
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    Oct 15, 2024
    Let’s give a Nobel Prize to whoever can get GPS to work on Lower Wacker Drive.
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    Pat Tomasulo
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    May 26, 2022
    We ban books that were written in the past 50 years, but God forbid we propose changes to a document that was created 235 years ago.
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    Pat Tomasulo
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    Jan 23, 2022
    New wallpaper
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    Pat Tomasulo
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    Mar 23, 2022
    Oh just enjoying a 3-hour delay. You??
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    Pat Tomasulo
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    Dec 30, 2022
    Am I alone in just learning who Andrew Tate is about 25 minutes ago?
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    Pat Tomasulo
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    Jan 14, 2021
    The Bears would like you to know they plan on collaborating this offseason. h/t @WGNick
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    Pat Tomasulo
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    Nov 19, 2020
    I just did a Zoom visit with a 1st grade class and all I have to say is teachers should make a billion dollars right now.
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    Pat Tomasulo
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    Dec 12, 2021
    The people at my Mariano's walk around like they own the place. The people at my Jewel walk around like they don't know how they got there.
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    Pat Tomasulo
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    Jul 12, 2024
    USA Today would like you to know that temperatures aren't the only thing about to explode.
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