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Paula Poundstone

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Paula Poundstone

@paulapoundstone

New tour dates. Podcast NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE New albums CATS, COPS AND STUFF, PAULA POUNDSTONE GOES TO COLLEGE streaming worldwide.

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Joined January 2009

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Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Jun 16
Sometimes you just need some historical context to deal with all… THIS. Fortunately that’s exactly what returning champion Heather Cox Richardson does! And then, with little context at all, we drop in on Indonesia for a new “Bonnie and Toni’s Oral Report!” @HC_Richardson
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Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Apr 28, 2025
He’s a little kid who has no idea what any of this means.
MAGA Voice
@MAGAVoice
Apr 28, 2025
THIS YOUNG MAN IS A HERO OFFENDING EVERY LIBERAL IN HIS NEIGHBORHOOD. I LOVE THIS ❤️
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Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Dec 31, 2021
You know what's really great? We told Betty White that we loved her while she was still alive.
Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Aug 13, 2024
In the most basic terms, it's because people who are poorly educated are easier to control.
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Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Jul 7, 2022
I heard a frustrated Democrat on the radio say, "We voted in 2020." That's like saying, "I fed the baby yesterday."
Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Feb 8, 2025
Please boo Trump at the Super Bowl. It’s important that his victims in the GOP Congress see how short his coat tails are.
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Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Jan 10, 2023
I'm sorry that Diamond died, but I'm even sorrier that she spread anti-vax propaganda. Who knows how many people she killed with that message?
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Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Aug 6, 2024
I'm not used to feeling hopeful. I don't know what to wear.
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Paula Poundstone
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Aug 1, 2025
I don't want a ballroom in The White House. I want healthcare.
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Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Aug 13, 2022
Wouldn't Katie Porter make a great President?
Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Jun 13, 2025
Not one of these statements is true.
Rapid Response 47
@RapidResponse47
Jun 12, 2025
.@POTUS at the White House Congressional Picnic: "The USA is now really on a path that's, I believe, unparalleled. Trillions of dollars of investment are pouring in, incomes are soaring, grocery prices are way down, gasoline prices are way down... and inflation is down."
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Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Aug 26, 2024
I would support a debate where when they lie they get an electric shock.
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Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Oct 15, 2024
Dear Dems who don't vote, Please vote.
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Paula Poundstone
@paulapoundstone
Feb 15, 2025
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