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𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗢
@perrigame
Came with a warning label but I ate it πŸŽ€ Whatever you heard, it’s not true. It’s worse.
England, United Kingdom
Joined March 2012
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    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗢
    @perrigame
    Sep 25, 2021
    β€œCAN YOU DRIVE A LORRY?”
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    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗢
    @perrigame
    Mar 7, 2021
    Meghan should simply come out as a white paedophile so everybody leaves her alone.
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    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗢
    @perrigame
    Oct 18, 2024
    Instead of nightclubs I want a 24hr library with hot chocolate stations, a dessert bar, coffee machine, big comfy chairs and beanbags, blankets, dogs welcome, just people who want to spend the evening reading alone, together, peaceful, a cosy fire, plants, an indoor waterfall.
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    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗢
    @perrigame
    Dec 9, 2021
    Sometimes this app brings us good things. Great things.
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    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗢
    @perrigame
    Sep 4, 2018
    An inspiration.
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    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗢
    @perrigame
    Jan 23, 2022
    β€œI hope this email finds you well” How the email finds me:
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    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗢
    @perrigame
    Jul 6, 2019
    Last night our friends came round & my bf had his phone streaming to the TV. Few hours went by and we’re all chilling on the sofa. I text him I couldn’t wait for everyone to fuck off so we could go to bed, AND THE MESSAGE CAME UP ON THE TV SCREEN. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
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    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗢
    @perrigame
    Oct 4, 2024
    I’ve made really good friends with a woman who works near me. We stop and chat most days, she’s popped in for coffee and vice verse, she helped fix my printer when it was broken, we’ve planned to go to a food festival next week together, and I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HER NAME IS.
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    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗢
    @perrigame
    Dec 22, 2021
    Great. Another days plans scuppered.
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    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗢
    @perrigame
    Mar 20, 2021
    Had over a year of lockdown to get fit and heathy and all I’ve done is get fat and angry.
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    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗢
    @perrigame
    Apr 14, 2020
    CAUSE I.... HAD.... THE TIME OF MY LIIIIIFE
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    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗢
    @perrigame
    Jun 15, 2019
    She’s alive.
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    The Mirror
    @DailyMirror
    Jun 15, 2019
    Meghan Markle 'is very different to Princess Diana' in one obviously crucial way mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/m…
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    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗢
    @perrigame
    Oct 6, 2024
    Your BFs/husbands: oh darling are you sick? Let me tend to you, my sweet angel. My bf:
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    𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗢
    @perrigame
    Feb 27, 2024
    Did people not pay attention to what happened to the last kids who caused a fuss on the Willy Wonka tour? I would be keeping my mouth shut. Take my Β£35 and have a lovely day Mr Wonka.
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