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Came with a warning label but I ate it π Whatever you heard, itβs not true. Itβs worse.
England, United Kingdom
Joined March 2012
- Meghan should simply come out as a white paedophile so everybody leaves her alone.
- Instead of nightclubs I want a 24hr library with hot chocolate stations, a dessert bar, coffee machine, big comfy chairs and beanbags, blankets, dogs welcome, just people who want to spend the evening reading alone, together, peaceful, a cosy fire, plants, an indoor waterfall.
- βI hope this email finds you wellβ How the email finds me:
- Last night our friends came round & my bf had his phone streaming to the TV. Few hours went by and weβre all chilling on the sofa. I text him I couldnβt wait for everyone to fuck off so we could go to bed, AND THE MESSAGE CAME UP ON THE TV SCREEN. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
- Iβve made really good friends with a woman who works near me. We stop and chat most days, sheβs popped in for coffee and vice verse, she helped fix my printer when it was broken, weβve planned to go to a food festival next week together, and I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HER NAME IS.
- Had over a year of lockdown to get fit and heathy and all Iβve done is get fat and angry.
- Sheβs alive.Meghan Markle 'is very different to Princess Diana' in one obviously crucial way mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mβ¦
- Your BFs/husbands: oh darling are you sick? Let me tend to you, my sweet angel. My bf:
- Did people not pay attention to what happened to the last kids who caused a fuss on the Willy Wonka tour? I would be keeping my mouth shut. Take my Β£35 and have a lovely day Mr Wonka.












