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pete lee
@peteleetweets
Please let me know when you get home safe.
- You guys, be kind to Jussie Smollett. You know that he’s really beating himself up right now
- I just woke up to the best Father’s Day gift in the world. And that gift is that I’m not a dad.
- Replying to @realDonaldTrumpDear @realDonaldTrump, Was it confusing to watch women walk who weren't in a pageant?? You are a dolt. Heart, Pete
- A year and a half ago, @jimmyfallon came to a live show I was on and changed my life. In a short time, I’ve gotten to do the Tonight Show four times. Watch @FallonTonight at 11:30/10:30c. If you are in Philly, come see me LIVE at @heliumcomedyphl tonight and tomorrow!
- I’m sitting next to a guy on my flight that’s wearing a Trump 2020 hat. Fine. That’s his right. But I told him that I’m gay. Gay for Trump. I keep saying that Trump is SO HOT. D-LISH-US! “YOU know what I’m talking about.” This guy is getting so uncomfortable.
- My favorite Sacha Baron Cohen character is Cardi B
- This is a huge win for butt sex in Alabama!
- On the bright side, there will be plenty of ashes for Wednesday next year!
