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John Wicker Park
@phonybone
Something beautiful is going to happen
25 / Chicago
Joined May 2014
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Nov 6, 2024
    Replying to @phonybone
    Does anyone have any cool pictures of shadow the hedgehog
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Nov 6, 2024
    my bad
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Nov 4, 2020
    what if trump loses and then runs against kamala harris in 4 years and wins
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Jun 11, 2025
    I’ve pooped in gas stations you wouldn’t even pee in
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Nov 4, 2020
    what if trump loses and then runs against kamala harris in 4 years and wins
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Aug 20, 2025
    How long after a girl ghosts you is it acceptable to sell her skateboard on Facebook Marketplace
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Dec 29, 2024
    after you turn 18 killing yourself is so corny that you just gotta ride it out
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Nov 6, 2024
    I was able to deduce this through the powers of historical materialism
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Nov 4, 2020
    what if trump loses and then runs against kamala harris in 4 years and wins
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Mar 21, 2025
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    techsiren ♥︎
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    Mar 15, 2025
    is there a specific post that you still think about
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Jul 28, 2025
    Told these people at an LA party I was from iowa and they treated me like I was from the 1910’s
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    Christopher
    @molochofficial
    Jul 27, 2025
    You tell someone in California that you’re from Rhode Island and they’re like wow that’s soo crazy
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Apr 23, 2025
    I get so surprised when someone my age is divorced or married. I’m like but that’s for adults (I am 25)
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Aug 20, 2025
    Replying to @BIGSOURPEACH
    I have no method of contacting her
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Oct 29, 2024
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Dec 30, 2024
    Replying to @asshole6959
    women not allowed to kill themselves i’d be sad
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    John Wicker Park
    @phonybone
    Mar 21, 2025
    Waking up at 4 am just to do straight bullshit for 2 and a half hours
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