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Swell the sound, ye kings and nobles,
Priest and people, rich and poor;
Babylon is fallen, to rise no more!
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Felix â€ïžâð¥
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Felix â€ïžâð¥
@pilgoth
The Real Salem Shady. Boston's last Puritan
- 'CocoMelon' is literally designed to put babies in a trance like state. They invented something called the "Distractatron" to measure every instance when a child's full attention strays
01:14Kidâs reaction to the Coco melon sound track. So so sweet to see how excited they all got. - He realizes the kid is just repeating the last word he says so he sets him up to say "Trump", historical moment in showmanshipTrump invites toddler impersonator on stage at Pa. rally: "Heâs supposed to look like Donald Trump, but he's actually much too good looking"
00:00 - People my age act like youre a wizard if you have hobbies beyond Hulu. I tell people I make Wine and they think I'm Mr. Sophisticated -- people in prison do that in the toilet. Your limiting factor here is curiositywhat hobbies can a 25 year old have other than the gym and drinking?
- Last night I awoke in the dead of night, flung out of bed, and began inventing machines
00:00 - Replying to @zach_yadegariThis is terrible. Casts you as vain and material, implies you'll dropout, you don't talk about adding anything to the school culture
- Replying to @giveusourfree"yeah bro trust me I have my dads half a century old tighty whiteys"
- American children's media is just brown lesbian witches torturing the pilgrims, and the lesson is "never show mercy".
- Replying to @pilgothBig challenge in choosing a spouse is finding someone who wont let your kid watch this garbage
- Are you mandala effecting me bro?
