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@planetJoseph
Domestic Dad. Words and essays in @frednewspost and @frederickmag. Fan of newspapers and other endangered relics of material culture. #Maryland
Maryland’s Piedmont
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    @planetJoseph
    Oct 24, 2023
    That first time a work of fiction just breaks you. 😭Kiddo’s been crying 3 nights straight while reading his first sad book that struck a chord with him. I feel so sad for him, but tonight he said “dad can you find me another book like that, it’s the best book I’ve ever read.”
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    @planetJoseph
    Feb 11, 2021
    Replying to @fibulaa and @fibulaa1
    $120 later and still nothing to cook for dinner.
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    @planetJoseph
    Dec 8, 2023
    Never have I ever felt so attacked and so seen at the same time.
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    @planetJoseph
    Jun 19, 2022
    Something tells me Dan Crenshaw is going to have a harder time getting a public apology from Tucker Carlson and his own party mocking his eye patch than he did from Pete Davidson on SNL.
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    @planetJoseph
    May 23, 2021
    How did “NO COFFEE it’s a SIN” get all the attention from Mormons while classics like “all are alike unto God” and “no poor among them” get the shaft? Why is it more culturally shameful to sip tea than flaunt wealth or say racist things? Make it make sense!
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    @planetJoseph
    Jul 17, 2021
    Replying to @BigAHoll and @jkirk___
    What does this have to do with the personal and social responsibility grown ass adults who don’t live alone on an island have regarding what they should do? This is a really dumb and unfeeling response.
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    @planetJoseph
    Aug 27, 2022
    I kind of think what needs to happen is that other schools refuse to play BYU teams.
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    @planetJoseph
    Jun 24, 2025
    When Mike Lee loses, America wins. Pass it on. @SenMikeLee
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    @planetJoseph
    Aug 21, 2020
    Seeing lots of Latter-day Saints talk about Joe being old as a major problem to his ability to lead and yet they fully believe that a small group of 80 and 90 year olds are in their prime to lead the church and have no problem with it. Even comment on their vivaciousness.
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    @planetJoseph
    Oct 24, 2023
    Replying to @planetJoseph
    It’s this book btw
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    Jul 12, 2025
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    Jun 26, 2025
    reply with a photo only your fandom would understand
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    @planetJoseph
    Jun 2, 2021
    In Utah things aren’t on sale, they’re on sell.
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    @planetJoseph
    Mar 28, 2022
    Utah culture being big on having kids but light on properly funding education is like going out to eat but saying you can’t afford to tip. #utpol
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    @planetJoseph
    Mar 27, 2022
    Hot take: Utah politicians literally make living in that beautiful state so toxic it’s better to not live there if you possibly can avoid it.

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