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A dog in my building’s elevator sneezed and every human said bless you.
Polly
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Polly
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- I didn’t expect 2019 to end with Taylor Swift fighting the private equity industry but man here we areDon’t know what else to do
- This is the apartment building in Kyiv I was registered to as a newborn. It got hit. My family still living there survived. Posting this is very painful, to be honest, and I’m sure trolls will be mean. But I post it to show how very real and deeply sad things are Слава Україні
- The process for *senior citizens* to get the vaccine in New York City involves a 51 step online questionnaire that includes uploading multiple attachments. x.com/NYCComptroller…
- imagine having an actual spaceship and still finding time to be mad online
- I’m sorry my remote work set up in the living my room of my grandma’s house during a global pandemic doesn’t meet the internet’s standards. I’ll do better next global pandemic.Brick. Poorly lit. One portrait. 3/10 @polly
- folks, @nycsouthpaw got me an octopus baking pan and we made this cephalopod shaped pound cake and it is glorious 🐙🦑
- God I am so tired. Check on your Ukrainian friends. We are so fucking tired.
- there is a pug who walks by my house exactly 3 times a day and every time it does, i allow myself a snack and quietly whisper "pug snack" as i consume it
- ATTENTION SEA CREATURE TWITTER: we have a whale playing catch! whale! playing! catch!!!SA coaches getting hired all over the place.
00:00 - 🚨 NEWS🚨 We got the government documents showing what detained children are being fed. Cold burritos, frozen sandwiches, and applesauce as a rare treat. “Mothers would say, ‘my child can’t drink the water or eat the food, it makes them sick.’’ bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
- in a search for a dolphin mailbox (i know) i came across a website called Manatee Mailboxes dot com which sells, you guessed it, $700 manatee mailboxes which people dress up for various holidays it is...so strange and so wonderful
