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    qdot - 🟦☁️: @buttplug.engineer
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    Jul 4, 2023
    For everyone now leaving twitter again, I’m: Twitter: @qDot Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/buttpl… Masto: [email protected] Cohost: qdot Tumblr: qdot Reddit: qdot76367 VRChat: qdot Instagram: qdot76367 Steam: qdot76367 GitHub: qdot Flickr: qdot76367 Enjoy your exodus.
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    Aug 3, 2022
    there is a point where signage goes from “informative” to “am i in the looney tunes universe now and what does the coyote want from me”
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    May 18, 2022
    you can't understand someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes
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    Jan 5, 2021
    *** SOUND ON *** This is the most important competitive dog dancing (or as we call it in the industry, "heelwork to music") video you will ever see.
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    Nov 22, 2020
    Me, age 15, goth: i want to die Me, age 40, driving by packed brunch place with a ton of people without masks: shit i was such a poser these people the real deal
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    qdot - 🟦☁️: @buttplug.engineer
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    Jun 1, 2023
    why does everyone want to own the libs as an open source developer i own multiple libs i would happily pay people to take them from me you do not want to own libs. its so much work
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    Mar 13, 2024
    Replying to @kane
    My first internship at MS, I got put as qa on photodraw. The job was literally going to be “make a square and rotate it” all fucking summer The product was canned on day 2 of my internship. I spent the next 2 weeks touring the table tennis tables and arcade machines of campus.
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    Jun 6, 2023
    why is no one pointing out that the Apple Vision Pro was predicted years ago by @Sexotheque_
    christ i cannot believe i am alt texted furry porn shitposts but here we are. dog pulling a leash of a drone dog that has "TOY" written on its visual display, saying: sometimes i wonder what goes through that shattered, conditioned toy brain of yours view from inside drone suit, drone dog saying: "wtf is a yot?"
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    Dec 1, 2021
    forbidden orb do not ponder
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    Apr 12, 2023
    At least 2023 is bringin the comedy
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    Dec 1, 2017
    Naming things is one of the harder problems of computer science, but some people do it very, very well. michaelburge.us/2017/11/28/wri…
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    May 16, 2020
    Someone just posted this image on masto and I am going to be using it a *lot*.
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    qdot - 🟦☁️: @buttplug.engineer
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    Apr 17, 2021
    Replying to @metaltxt
    complaining to restaurant manager that we were charged extra for splitting one meal across 2 plates when we are one flesh