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@rad_milk
uncle by marriage, hater by choice
Los Angeles, CA
m.youtube.com/c/everettbyram
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    @rad_milk
    Jul 14, 2022
    when someone offers me a scrumptious morsel, you know i’m on my “don’t mind if i do” type shit
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    @rad_milk
    Dec 5, 2021
    the three branches of the government
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    @rad_milk
    Sep 11, 2022
    america
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    @rad_milk
    Jul 17, 2021
    i found a loophole
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    @rad_milk
    Sep 9, 2022
    babies are like oh fuck yes dry cheerios in a zip lock bag holy shit this rules
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    @rad_milk
    Oct 18, 2021
    check your kids halloween candy. my cousin found the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand in sarajevo by serbian nationalist gavrilo princip inside a snickers bar
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    @rad_milk
    May 26, 2022
    deadass ong
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    @rad_milk
    Sep 2, 2022
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    @rad_milk
    Sep 16, 2021
    god gives his earliest bedtimes to his tiredest sleepyheads
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    @rad_milk
    Sep 21, 2022
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    @rad_milk
    Sep 20, 2022
    my male biological clock is ticking (i need to die in a war soon)
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    @rad_milk
    Sep 28, 2021
    girls love the color pink so much because it is the color of ham
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    @rad_milk
    Jan 26, 2022
    *snorts a line of coke* we gotta fucking teach them cursive
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    @rad_milk
    Feb 10, 2019
    marge simpson calls her husband “homie” because he is her friend