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Papii’s Requiem
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Papii’s Requiem
@random_weighs
I really don’t think that’s any of your business.
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    Papii’s Requiem
    @random_weighs
    May 29, 2016
    I'm actually tweeting this forever..
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    @random_weighs
    Nov 25, 2017
    Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
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    @random_weighs
    Oct 18, 2021
    My therapist: Y’know, intellectualizing your emotions instead of actually feeling them is still avoiding them and it isn’t really good for your mental health. Your logical skills won’t help you with this. Me:
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    @random_weighs
    Nov 12, 2025
    I’m in a meeting at work. This man clearly stole my work to present as his. He’s being asked to break things down and he is fumbling at every explanation. This meeting crumbling and he’s unraveling. I’ve got to be gaining weight by how good this tastes.
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    @random_weighs
    Apr 2, 2020
    I’m so tired of sayin “this is crazy” but this shit is really crazy.
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    @random_weighs
    Aug 11, 2021
    Bugs with wings are so pressed. You got the whole world to fly around but you wanna be in my face. Move, broke ass.
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    @random_weighs
    Mar 22, 2024
    Garlic Powder, Onion Powder, Black Pepper.
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    @drycleandolo
    Mar 22, 2024
    Who is even the “big 3?”
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    @random_weighs
    Jul 15, 2024
    “You my cousin??..oh, he’s my huusband. What’s my name!??
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    Stallion Stats
    @MegansStats
    Jul 15, 2024
    Megan Thee Stallion via IG.
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    @random_weighs
    Jan 30, 2024
    I actually don’t wanna hear shit about mentioning Megan’s law. You hoes ate up Dahmer weekly. Went so far as to dress like him for Halloween, people have used him in songs, Letting jokes fly and allowing disrespect at the family’s expenses and Now folks got a problem?! Fuck off.
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    @random_weighs
    Dec 17, 2023
    I’m dying cause that’s the exact face!!
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    Rob Milton
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    Dec 17, 2023
    - all you’ve got to do is dream.
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    @random_weighs
    Aug 20, 2019
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    👑 WILL
    @iLL_Will91
    Aug 19, 2019
    Do you consider yourself a hoe?
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    @random_weighs
    Jan 7, 2024
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    @random_weighs
    Oct 9, 2021
    N that man did not follow instructions.
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    Lowkey Legend 🧙🏾‍♂️
    @PennDusko
    Oct 8, 2021
    Victoria Monét said, “Land it like a plane on my back if you can't hold it.”
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    Papii’s Requiem
    @random_weighs
    May 25, 2021
    Tyler Perry plays are like his mixtapes. The movies are cool but, that theater stage? Whew. Beam Me Up Madea.

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