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When the HR Ladies hear you prefer a cash bonus instead of a pizza party
The Random Recruiter
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The Random Recruiter
@randomrecruiter
Tech Recruiter with over a decade of recruiting experience. 1k+ placements & $20M+ profit billed. Insights on careers, job search + memes. | @juicebox_work
- “As our special gift to you, we’ll let you out a little early at 4:45pm this Friday so you can spend more time with your family this holiday season”
- How did you guys fumble remote work that badly
- Remote workers when they hear a Microsoft Teams notification during their mid day nap
- “Hey! Just sent over a 4pm calendar invite with your manager. Nothing to worry about. Also, could you send a quick list of your current projects?”
- Millennials going through yet another once in a lifetime event
- “Hey, I noticed your Teams status is yellow. Just wanted to make sure you’re still online.”
- A recruiter - with 0 years of experience in the field and a generic liberal arts degree - rejecting your resume because it didn’t have the optimized amount of buzzwords
- What your European coworkers are doing when you’re trying to follow up with them on a critical project due tomorrow
00:00 - “What salary are you looking for” “What’s the budget for this role”
00:00 - “I wished I commuted to the office to provide maximum shareholder value more often.”
- "So you quit your $300k/year job?" "Yes Dave" "Because they asked you to commute to the office twice per week?" "That's correct Dave"
- Your european colleagues when you try following up with them on a critical project due two weeks ago
