my white ex’s parents tried using chopsticks around me and couldn’t and then they apologized to me like I was the CEO of chopsticks
dan the rock yang
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- lol this dude has to carry around juice for the rest of his life
- big news, my bodega guy promoted me from “boss” to “my brother”
- got high last night and screen shotted a sandwich to “remember it”
- This is what every nba podcast looks likeJUST IN: Sam Bankman-Fried, Luigi Mangione, and Sean "Diddy" Combs are all being held in the same Brooklyn jail.
- Boys drink Derrick White, men sip on that Yao MingDerrick White is releasing his own beer with Samuel Adams called the (Derrick) White Ale 🔥🍺
- This is some shit bowser would doLuka Doncic is unveiling his new Jordan brand shoe by hosting a 3x3 tournament on a floating court in Slovenia 🔥
- boobs but instead of milk one is ketchup and one is mustard
- ate an edible and now im wondering if my space heater and humidifier do toy story shit when im not home




















