Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸 (@real

Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸

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Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸

@real_davew87

☕Equal parts coffee, sarcasm, and American grit • MAGA Patriot 🇺🇸 • Catholic ✝️ • I say the things mimes won't say • DM me and I will block your dumb ass

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Joined June 2023

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Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸
@real_davew87
Jan 2
Shit, now I'm not even getting noticed on threads by people that I always comment on. And by people who usually do respond back to me. Sorry X but you suck. I'll take my sense of humor, and my good looks, and my wit and I'll just go fuck off with it.
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Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸
@real_davew87
Feb 10, 2025
Replying to @dom_lucre
If he cuts a fart would that be considered air brushing?
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Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸
@real_davew87
Sep 29, 2024
Replying to @FearedBuck
Totally her fault. You can't pass on the right.
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Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸
@real_davew87
Feb 28, 2025
Replying to @TaraBull
Democrat Logic: driving with a suspended license is a felony. Living in this country with zero immigration status gets you a hotel room and debit card.
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Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸
@real_davew87
Sep 10, 2024
Replying to @CollinRugg and @Julio_Rosas11
"Don't use my son's death for political gain, as I am doing with this speech"
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Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸
@real_davew87
Aug 22, 2025
Replying to @TaraBull
Why'd you fire her @BurgerKing? You're gonna lose a lot of customers if you don't make things right with her. In fact, what manager left her alone? Fire that person and make Nykia the manager
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Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸
@real_davew87
Jul 29, 2025
Replying to @Notwokenow
Okay chief DEI B*tch, tell us what really happened. If the white guy and white girl didn't really get TF beaten out of them by a black mob, then what really happened? She's fcking piece of shit and doesn't deserve a uniform
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Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸
@real_davew87
Aug 11, 2025
Replying to @AmiriKing
That sounded like a queef. You can hear the flapping labias
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Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸
@real_davew87
Sep 10, 2025
Replying to @Notwokenow
Alone. Scared. Dying. Losing all that she had and all that she would have had. Justice failed her and no matter what they do to the scum who stabbed her, it will bring nothing back to her. It has to stop. Hold our justice system accountable
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Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸
@real_davew87
Jul 27, 2025
Replying to @Mappy6984
Her story must be heard
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Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸
@real_davew87
Jun 6, 2025
Replying to @Theonlyjcvolly
He'll get fired but he was 100% right
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Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸
@real_davew87
Sep 3, 2025
Replying to @AmiriKing
We just need segregated cruise lines. Along with segregated everything else
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Suburban Cowboy Dave - Proud Veteran & MAGA 🇺🇸
@real_davew87
Jun 5, 2025
Replying to @greg16676935420
I'm on team America. Musk is right about the bill and Trump needs to agree. We have the house, the senate, the presidency and the Supreme Court. We should be doing better.
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