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Ross Noble
@realrossnoble
international man of comedy
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rossnoble.co.uk
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    Ross Noble
    @realrossnoble
    Aug 18, 2021
    With the passing of Sean Lock we have lost the best of the best.He made me laugh like few others do.A massive talent who made stand up look effortless and approached his illness in the same no nonsense way he approached life.A great loss.
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    Ross Noble
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    Jul 5, 2020
    Most of the people complaining about me saying we shouldn’t let our theatre industry collapse have the cross of St George and the union flag on their profile. What’s that all about?
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    Ross Noble
    @realrossnoble
    Jul 5, 2020
    To all the people on here who think the theatre world isn’t important compared to other parts of the economy.Consider where most of the writers,actors composers,designers,comedians etc who have been keeping you entertained in lockdown honed their craft.Then fuck right off.
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    Ross Noble
    @realrossnoble
    Jun 24, 2024
    Decided to fly @easyJet Great value. The emergency hatch falling on me was at no extra charge. Staff didn’t waste time apologising or showing any concern they helpfully informed me the water dripping on me was just condensation. Great job 👏
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    Ross Noble
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    Apr 1, 2022
    @mrjamesob Rishi Sunak identifies with Will Smith! It was Chris Rock that was hit in the face. That says it all.
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    Ross Noble
    @realrossnoble
    Jun 22, 2016
    Like most sensible people I am down the shops panic buying and stockpiling incase as a nation we vote leave tomorrow
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    Ross Noble
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    Jul 5, 2020
    What would you think if your local theatre closes and is bought by a property developer and turned into flats. Genuine question. As much as it has got a bit toxic on here today I want to hear what the general view is.seems like a lot of people aren’t bothered.
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    Ross Noble
    @realrossnoble
    Oct 3, 2020
    Loads of people talking about @MrMichaelSpicer having his idea ripped off. The best thing to do is buy his book/buy a ticket to see his tour.If you like it support his work.
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    Ross Noble
    @realrossnoble
    Jan 28, 2020
    RIP Nicholas Parsons.I was 21 when we first worked together and I will never forget how welcoming he was to me and others like me.He was a born performer who lived to be on stage and never lost his love of being infront of a crowd. A true gent.He will be greatly missed.
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    Ross Noble
    @realrossnoble
    Jun 24, 2020
    @mrjamesob anyone thinking of believing Boris. I am in Australia had this on my phone for weeks! Current death toll 102.
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    Ross Noble
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    Apr 12, 2020
    So sorry to hear that Tim Brooke Taylor has passed away. He was such a lovely funny man. I watched him as a kid and it was always a thrill to work with him.
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    Ross Noble
    @realrossnoble
    Jun 2, 2020
    Replying to @realDonaldTrump
    How is everything else going?
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    Ross Noble
    @realrossnoble
    May 7, 2021
    Just checking the dictionary definition of irony. Oh yes here it is.
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    May 6, 2021
    Piers Morgan steps back from Twitter as he's sick of dealing with 'awful' people mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-…
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    Ross Noble
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    Nov 9, 2016
    Good morning everyone how are..........OH FUCK!

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