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@rekdt
// malware degenerate // adversarial provocative treat // sr cybersecurity leader, megacorp usa // misery @despairware // take  sincerely at your own risk
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Born April 20, 1969
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    rekdt
    @rekdt
    Dec 1, 2025
    Friendly reminder of the rekdtcorp guiding principles: >corporations are never to be trusted >governments are evil >security certs are trash and to be treated as such >the users are to blame >crime always pays better >malware is friend >don't forget to self-medicate >have fun
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    rekdt
    @rekdt
    Jul 11, 2025
    If you ever feel imposter syndrome, just know there’s an FBI forensics expert out there who doctored the Epstein footage and somehow has no idea what Metadata is
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    rekdt
    @rekdt
    Mar 14, 2025
    It's like watching 2 trains on the same track coming together
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    @BushidoToken
    Mar 14, 2025
    FBI has warned about a new type of cybercrime campaign whereby "free online document converter tools" are used to load malware onto victims’ computers, leading to incidents such as ransomware. ...No IOCs though 🙃 fbi.gov/contact-us/fie…
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    rekdt
    @rekdt
    Oct 21, 2024
    *Unmutes* …..”Thanks, everyone.” *leaves meeting*
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    rekdt
    @rekdt
    Jun 25, 2025
    Replying to @xgigglypuff
    I would never vote for a Christian, did you see how many people they murdered during the Crusades??
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    rekdt
    @rekdt
    Jul 28, 2024
    Are you pissed at the French for their Olympics opening ceremony? Get revenge by removing the French language pack from your Linux distros: sudo rm -fr /*
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    rekdt
    @rekdt
    Nov 5, 2023
    When I worked as an engineer for a major casual dining restaurant chain, I noticed 2 buttons weren’t alphabetical and fixed them on Monday morning and the CEO got complaints about wrong food being ordered and it’s IT’s fault so much that we rolled it back
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    Daily Memes
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    Sep 4, 2023
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    rekdt
    @rekdt
    Sep 26, 2024
    If you think the CUPS issue is bad, you should hear about when there used to be a limit of 1 CUP for every 2 girls Google "2 Girls 1 Cup" for more information
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    rekdt
    @rekdt
    Oct 29, 2025
    After getting fired from ungrateful AWS after outage where my job was to vibecode all the DNS entries to IPv6, happy to announce it's my 1st day at Azure Azure recognizes the value of vibecoding IPv6 DNS and I just force pushed my first 1m entries Now off to grab some coffee
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    rekdt
    @rekdt
    Apr 9, 2025
    Fact: If you hold a Linux shell close to your ear, you can hear the C
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    rekdt
    @rekdt
    Nov 5, 2025
    Tapping the sign again
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    BleepingComputer
    @BleepinComputer
    Nov 5, 2025
    Microsoft has warned that some systems may boot into BitLocker recovery after installing the October 2025 Windows security updates. bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft…
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    rekdt
    @rekdt
    Jul 11, 2025
    Replying to @rekdt
    This was a joke by the way Obviously it’s a whole team who doesn’t know what metadata is
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    rekdt
    @rekdt
    Oct 31, 2025
    If only there was someone we could blame for creating task manager
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    Windows Latest
    @WindowsLatest
    Oct 29, 2025
    A Windows 11 bug is duplicating Task Manager process when you use the 'X' close button to exit it. This means Task Manager won’t quit on Windows 11, sending each instance to background. It appears that the October 2025 optional update (Build 26200.7019/26100.7019, which
    Screenshot showing several Task Manager instances due to the issue
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    rekdt
    @rekdt
    Jul 11, 2025
    Replying to @rekdt
    “iT wAs InTeNtIoNaL” Everything looks intentional when you’re an inexperienced imbecile
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