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Grant Lannin
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Grant Lannin
@retirementkeys
Life romantic. Dropping my 'ADHD productivity system’) soon. Can register below for the drop.
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    Grant Lannin
    @retirementkeys
    Aug 30, 2024
    If you’re a smart guy you sadly have no other choice than to find a smart woman or you will just go clinically insane
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    Grant Lannin
    @retirementkeys
    Apr 1, 2025
    Balls + dumb = succesful Smart + balls + hypersuccesful Smart + no balls = monstrously depressed IQ prob isn’t ur problem
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    Grant Lannin
    @retirementkeys
    Aug 31, 2024
    Craziest mindfuck after your comeup is realizing RICH PEOPLE are the actual kind, caring, virtuous, empathetic & courteous ones & the poors are the problem
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    Grant Lannin
    @retirementkeys
    Oct 2, 2025
    Extremely few
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    Grant Lannin
    @retirementkeys
    Oct 30, 2024
    Not 30+ but the core “error” of youth is sitting stuck in indecision. Analysis paralysis There is no “best or worst option”. It’s all a false binary. U simply choose SOMETHING & start walking forward ASAP. Then the path self-corrects 2 where u should be But u gotta get in
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    Grant Lannin
    @retirementkeys
    Sep 10, 2024
    If you’re a dude who can literally just open/ start a convo & keep a GOOD convo going for 30+ mins with new people You are in a class of your own Can ride the money train all the way up to the top & it will always be missing High-level social skills MUCH rarer than millions
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    Grant Lannin
    @retirementkeys
    Feb 2, 2025
    “I fucked the badboy and now im gonna humiliate my soy boyfriend because i subconsciously hate him cuz he’s not the badboy” The state of what the average man puts up with is astronomically hilarious COOKED
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    @lovesometaylor
    Feb 1, 2025
    my ex boyfriend used to snap his fingers and then smack me so he could show his friends that when he snapped id flinch. my new boyfriend laid a mattress down on the floor so i could rest while i watched him build my bed for me. i am so happy, leave men who are mean to you
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    Grant Lannin
    @retirementkeys
    Feb 18, 2025
    Your “i’ll do it tomorrow” will VERY QUICKLY turn into you teleporting 5 years into the future with nothing to show for it. Avoid. Do it uncomfortably & messily now.
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    Grant Lannin
    @retirementkeys
    Jul 8, 2023
    Bro literally just said "don't be a hoe if you're in a relationship" and that was too much😂😂😂 Are latinas the answer?
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Jul 8, 2023
    Jonah Hill’s ex-girlfriend Sarah Brady accuses him of emotional abuse. 🔗: tmz.com/2023/07/08/jon…
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    Grant Lannin
    @retirementkeys
    Sep 20, 2025
    Pretty fucking insane that you can just work really hard & achieve all of your fucking dreams The original lifehack
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    Grant Lannin
    @retirementkeys
    Dec 10, 2024
    You'll make 500x more progress in a 3-month window if instead of worrying about 'what information do I need' you instead worry about 'getting over the emotional block(s) stopping you from doing what you know is obvious'
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    Grant Lannin
    @retirementkeys
    Feb 4, 2025
    Ngl if you hold your shit down in early 20’s, late 20’s is absolutely peak existence Way less retarded than you were at 25. You know your body/patterns 100x better than you did while younger so you are able to predictably manipulate mostly anything at will. Have expendable cash
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    Grant Lannin
    @retirementkeys
    Oct 29, 2024
    Bruh you literally fucking die Wrap your head around that None of this shit matters Yet it all fucking matters immensely. Max it out GAS PEDAL
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    Grant Lannin
    @retirementkeys
    May 9, 2025
    Started walking more (10-20k steps/day) & began to feel the lymphs release harder in sleep. U feel it through the mouth/tongue, is unique taste/feel that u eventually learn to identify. After walking a bunch I felt this mechanism get ramped up (moreso than lifting or sports ever
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