Jailing people trying to save the planet and letting actual Nazis run about the streets. A true dystopia.
RAB FLORENCE
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RAB FLORENCE
@robertflorence
a writer
- Last year people on Twitter were beautifully kind when I spoke about my partner and I losing our baby. So I wanted to share with those same people our gorgeous wee baby twins. Lark Win Florence and Winter Glad Florence, born on the 7th. The universe is good.
- This is why I don’t like London. Imagine wanting to go to your work THIS badly. In Glesga we’d just be like “I cannae come in. There’s a cunt on the roof of the train.” Straight back to bed.Replying to @HollyJoMahonCommuters now physically dragging protestors from the roof of the train. @itvlondon
00:00 - England, I know you’re excited to go back to nightclubs, but that energy would be better spent toppling your government.
- Hey @HamillHimself - look out. Sith Training is complete.
00:00 - David Marshall will surely be reflecting on his positioning when he’s in his bed tonight, lying at the bottom of his garden.
- That's you on the right, celebrating the end of 2016, thinking it's all over.
- Somebody tell the internet that the woman out of Misery who kidnapped the author of her favourite book and tortured him until he changed the ending was actually the baddie. She was the baddie.
- With the new Batman film shooting in Glasgow, it’s a good time to once again share my poem “Batman’s Aff His Nut”.
- My third daughter would have been due to arrive today, the first day of 2019. I’m sure she would have been brilliant. In her memory I move forward attempting to be more brave, more adventurous, more gentle, more giving, more kind. My love to everyone who felt 2018’s rough edges.
- Clubs angry that football leagues are having to be wrapped up early should, going forward, future-proof themselves against things of this nature happening again by trying to be less shite at football.
- It's a bad week to be a confederate-flag wearing homophobe who wanted to play Arkham Knight on PC.
- The money spent on his fucking wedding could have sent every child in the UK on holiday for a fortnite.Prince Harry Calls for Fortnite Ban in UK dlvr.it/R296vw
