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garfieldbot

@robertlasagna1

Folk psychologist The substack is not paywalled

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Joined July 2021

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garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Sep 21, 2024
Infinite Jest Review Part 1: Pages 1-141 Love Will Save The World Egg Report Sep 21, 2024 Introduction: Mediated reality, VR existentialism and long distance dating Love makes it clear that TV is not more real than the real - ask any stalker. The stalker phenomenon of a person
garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Sep 21, 2024
In which we solve: - The woman question - Sex war - True love - Birth rates - Existentialism 2 - Media literacy - Literature, future and contemporary - The true reason why Blade Runner 2 is good - Completing the system of german sincerity - like a paragraph about
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garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Oct 28, 2024
Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end
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garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Jun 27, 2025
"Someone who watches television "
Logan Hall
@loganclarkhall
Jun 27, 2025
Remember who you are, American
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garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Oct 28, 2025
Dogs and Camels?
Anonymous
@YourAnonCentral
Oct 28, 2025
When a crisis is unfolding and human beings are being killed or harmed, if your first reaction is to express concern for the dogs, camels, or other animals, that’s not empathy. It is emotional avoidance masked as virtue and expressed publicly to reduce guilt or reject reality.
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garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Feb 9, 2025
Girl podcasts are so fascinating Girl 1: oh how does that work? Girl 2: I don't know.
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garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Jul 5, 2024
if you have an IQ above 110 it doesnt matter what your title is, your real job is babysitter
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garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Feb 1, 2023
if you are sad its because you are not running around having fun. if you are not doing physical activities you will feel bad, and then you make up stories in your head about why you might be sad, and because you are smart you are good at coming up with all sorts of ideas.
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garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Mar 3, 2025
Philosopher who loves clocks: wow its like the universe is one big clock Philosopher who loves amphetamine: wow it's as if politics are accelerating
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garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Jun 30, 2025
We can easily solve the "lab grown diamonds defeat the purpose, they want the blood diamonds" point by enslaving and torturing the scientists. Which I kind of wanted to do anyways. Two birds one stone
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garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Aug 11, 2023
male "depression" is waking up to the fact that you live in an open air prison, and that you have to organise your life around planning a 10-20 year prison break, while everyone you love is telling you you should love the prison and behave, so the guards wont beat you as hard
garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Aug 11, 2023
male "depression" is just "humiliation" with better branding
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garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Feb 5, 2023
high trust society still exists even in the cities. it's "between 4 and 6 am". everyone who is up at that point is someone of good moral caliber who has something reasonable to do and a modicum of dicipline. I love 4-6 AM
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garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Jun 5, 2024
"The way you get a girlfriend, is to just choose one you like, and then start talking to her as if she was already your girlfriend. Flirting is just talking to her as you would talk to your girlfriend. You have autism."
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garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Jan 13, 2025
A common modern day relationship milestone is when your girlfriend asks you to "try punching me as hard as you can I wanna know what it feels like", and a lot of people break up because guys just do what their girlfriend says
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garfieldbot
@robertlasagna1
Aug 9, 2023
>hates working hellish japanese salaryman job >quits to become a mangaka and life a creatively satisfying life >spends the next 40 years writing 500 chapter social realism manga about being a japanese salaryman
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