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@robfee
WWE Director of Character Development | I love hibachi and Letterboxd and Destiny 2 and my wife and physical media but not in that order.
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    Mar 29, 2013
    Imagine being the kid that got cut from the team on Air Bud because they had to make a roster spot for a golden retriever.
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    Oct 8, 2016
    How are so many people JUST NOW offended by Trump? It's like getting to the 7th Harry Potter book & realizing Voldemort might be a bad guy.
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    Mar 20, 2014
    I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, "I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"
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    Oct 13, 2015
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    Bernie Sanders: Let's raise minimum wage. Hillary Clinton: *tries to kickflip & tumbles offstage* Lets raise that whip & nae nae! It fleek!
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    Jan 28, 2017
    If you claim to be a Christian and you're not outraged over America's treatment of immigrants, you're a hypocrite. Source: UH, THE BIBLE
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    Oct 10, 2014
    What were Chick Fil-A's other mascot ideas before landing on an illiterate cow begging for his life?
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    @robfee
    Mar 25, 2016
    Ladies, if an obnoxious guy keeps insisting you give him your number, take his phone like you're adding your info, then Venmo yourself $4000
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    @robfee
    Apr 11, 2015
    Hotel California is basically a negative Yelp review with a two minute guitar solo.
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    @robfee
    Jul 9, 2017
    I strongly pressed Shaggy about creepin with the girl next door. He said "It wasn't me." Should be good enough for us.
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    Jul 9, 2017
    I strongly pressed President Putin twice about Russian meddling in our election. He vehemently denied it. I've already given my opinion.....
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    @robfee
    Feb 25, 2017
    Imagine having no concern whatsoever about climate change, but then freaking out to regulate who can poop in the same Wendys bathroom as you
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    @robfee
    Oct 4, 2016
    There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, "am I sexual?" & they're like, "yeah."
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    @robfee
    May 18, 2016
    I've never seen Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's texts, but I bet they look exactly like this:
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    Oct 13, 2015
    Bernie Sanders: Let's talk about the economy. Hillary Clinton: *riding by on Heelys* Yo yo bae who loves to vape yolo hashtags? Yaassss fam!
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    @robfee
    Feb 16, 2014
    When God closes a door, he opens a window. Our heating bill is outrageous & six raccoons got in last night. Please God, this has to stop.