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    @rodentsheriff
    Dec 23, 2020
    my opinion on chess is that the horse is lowkey gay for moving around like that
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    @rodentsheriff
    Jul 31, 2024
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    @rodentsheriff
    Mar 6, 2021
    im no dermatologist but i believe humans are not meant to have a 17 step long skincare routine that costs $1000 a month
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    @rodentsheriff
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    @rodentsheriff
    Jul 10, 2023
    every time
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    @rodentsheriff
    Jul 20, 2017
    you: supermassive black hole by muse me, an intellectual: the baseball scene from twilight
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    @rodentsheriff
    Dec 24, 2023
    that one mf who does not play about godzilla (my mom)
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    @rodentsheriff
    Sep 14, 2019
    me: im trying to save money society: ok 39 1/4” stuffed shark from ikea named BLÅHAJ: im BLÅHAJ me: hello BLÅHAJ society: hello BLÅHAJ
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    @rodentsheriff
    Mar 17, 2022
    Non-Irxsh fxlks: today is the day to sit your vitamin D sufficient ass down and LISTEN.
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    @rodentsheriff
    May 22, 2024
    doctor asked me when my last pap smear was and i had to pull out my phone and google “ray liotta death” because i knew it was on the same day
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    @rodentsheriff
    Nov 21, 2022
    new york times page 1: huge bloodied rainbow flag graphic new york times page 2: what if trans people are lying for attention? Just wondering :3
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    The widely-shared image of a cover page depicting a rainbow with bullet holes is not a real New York Times cover page. It is an art piece created by Sho Shibuya. Original: instagram.com/p/ClMjkTNyCjl/…
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    @rodentsheriff
    Sep 18, 2022
    what are you guys doing to celebrate 100 years of Q-tips
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    @rodentsheriff
    Feb 21, 2022
    oh ok. cool
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    @rodentsheriff
    May 25, 2020
    im always saying this. and this is what dogs are shaped like to me
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