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@roundtripgod
Friendly young father (of 2) & husband 〰️ Air BnB Superhost 〰️ Journalist @MiladyNetwork 〰️ $TSLA bulk options dealer 〰️ Mog Cult
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    Elite 🗽
    @roundtripgod
    Dec 30, 2024
    Replying to @realKIRAC
    Why would you dox your nanny on the most terrorizing app on earth lmao
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    @roundtripgod
    Nov 13, 2025
    I feel like mountain goats would be good at high leverage perp trading Max risk tolerance of maybe any animal ever
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    @roundtripgod
    Nov 9, 2025
    Ppl are missing the fact that you can body 5 grams of shrooms and just giggle and chill the whole time if you’re worth 9 figs That dose only mogs you if you have meaningful life anxiety and doubt
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    Bryan Johnson
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    Nov 9, 2025
    UPDATE 1: It’s around 1 hour since he took his 5g dose of magic mushrooms. Some of his observations so far: + loves the drums music he’s listening to. Apparently he started learning this style of drums years ago? + described the dose as “calm and pleasant”. He’s having a
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    @roundtripgod
    Apr 1, 2024
    Elon’s kids lmao You got Elon classic Incel Elon Hippy Elon Chublon (Respectfully)
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    @roundtripgod
    Jan 9, 2025
    So srsly not to make light of a horrid situation, but functionally- All the BTC holders in an upscale area of Cali just lost the private keys they had hidden behind the light switches and taped under desks. We prob just locked up another Saylor buy worth of BTC forever..
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    @roundtripgod
    Nov 3, 2025
    Maturing is realizing The Big Short wasn’t even that big of a short
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    @roundtripgod
    Jun 3, 2025
    Having ~$1 million dollars liquid is truly an interesting limbo. Golden handcuffs in a way. You have almost infinite money for daily expenses like groceries, amazon binges and chill little vacations, but you can’t really splurge on anything sick. You have just enough money to
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    @roundtripgod
    Oct 13, 2024
    Replying to @AFpost
    Unpopular opinion: despite the recent surge in popularity, I still dislike Hitler.
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    @roundtripgod
    Nov 14, 2025
    Nuke it harder. x.com/RunnerXBT/stat…
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    @roundtripgod
    Oct 5, 2024
    Replying to @AFpost
    Yall really want a king… a comment like this used to be viewed as like, bad.
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    @roundtripgod
    Jun 8, 2024
    Replying to @xbtGBH
    After 25 it flips lol
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    @roundtripgod
    Jun 27, 2024
    Replying to @FearedBuck
    As a black dude in Germany right now. It’s because he’s black. Lmao. (Also his tone is just gonna piss off germans in general)
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    @roundtripgod
    Jun 28, 2024
    Replying to @mrjeffu
    Biden and Trump should take note. This is peak political performance
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    @roundtripgod
    Jun 9, 2024
    Replying to @poopswag34
    Stand back guys pro at work here
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